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About Me

Hi! This is Blimey Cow.


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Jordan's Messyges: "Don't Get in the Pit"

Stocks and Bonds

Shameless Plug: Don't Be Messy T-shirts

A Fun Day: When Barry Got a House

Recent Videos 05/29/08
Jordan's Messyges is BACK! This time he slays scene kids and shows off his Survivor audition tape! Enjoy Don't Get in the Pit . 05/16/08
Hey, our friend Barry got his own house! Check out the adventure in the latest episode of A Fun Day: When Barry Got a House ! 05/05/08
What happens when Jordan and Josh stick money in the stock market? Find out in Blimey Cow number 59: Stocks and Bonds . 04/08/08
New shirts are HERE! Get your first look at them in the latest Shameless Plug: Don't Be Messy T-shirts ! Order yours now! 03/31/08
What is the question with no answer? Find out in Blimey Cow number 58, "The Philosophy Gang" . 03/24/08
Jesusman comes face to face with someone who threatens to commit the unpardonable sin in chapter six: "The Unpardonable Jim" . 03/16/08
Jordan dumps on I AM TERRIFIED in the lastest Messyges: "Don't Name Your Band Something Dumpy" 03/13/08
The thrilling conclusion to the Candlelight saga can be found in Blimey Cow number 57, "Ex's, Woes, and Cats" !02/29/08
"The Hideout" is finally back! Hopefully we'll have more new episodes soon. But for the time being, enjoy episode five, "The Color" .02/24/08
Jesusman goes head to head with Satanman in Chapter Five: "The Hollywould Nots"02/14/08
Happy Valentine's Day! Or should we say... "Jesus Day"! Find out what the heck that means in the new Jordan's Messyges: "Celebrate Jesus Day"02/09/08
Here's a Shameless Plug for a sweet local ska band called The Nova Ray, in the form of this video .01/22/08
Sorry that videos are few and far between. Once it warms up, I assure you that will cease to be the case. In the mean time, check out this trailer for the new year of Jesusman !01/02/08
Happy New Years! Here's the long delayed chapel video... A Fun Day: "When We Got Our Last Chapel Credit"12/24/07
Merry Christmas, all! Here's Blimey Cow's gift to you: Number 56, "A Christmas Wish"11/21/07
Josh comes home for the holidays, but he's not alone. Blimey Cow Number 55, "Thanksgiving's Weak End" is now up!10/22/07
This is Carlson Swafford at his darkest! Jesusman Episode Four: "Sam-Carl, Son!" !10/15/07
What's Jordan up to while Josh is at Candle Light? Find out in Blimey Cow Number 54 "Our Sister My Brother" !10/09/07
After four months, Jesusman returns! This time, he's the "Eternal Lifeguard" !09/25/07
Was Jordan spotted at a John Kerry rally?! New Jordan’s Messyges: "Don’t Be Cliche" 08/29/07
Whatever happened to Candlelight? Blimey Cow Number 53 College 2 !08/22/07
Blimey Cow Number 52 is very Cool !08/19/07
A New Jordan’s Messyges with a very special guest! "Listen to God’s Chosen" 08/15/07
Blimey Cow Number 51 is all about Racism !08/13/07
The fifth installment of Blimey Cow Bloopers ! Spanning productions 40-50 and includes "Smiles with Kyle"08/04/07
Take ADVANTAGE of the new Jordan’s Messyges! Take Advantage of Text Messyges 07/20/07
Blimey Cow Number 50! The League 07/13/07
Another new episode of "A Fun Day"! When Jordan Learned to Drive! 07/02/07
A New Episode of "A Fun Day"! When We Went to Providence 06/28/07
FINALLY a new Blimey Cow! The Power is up!06/24/07
YET ANOTHER New Jordan’s Messyges! "Go Back to Your Roots" 06/17/07
ANOTHER New Jordan’s Messyges! "Don’t Mess with God’s Chosen" 06/11/07
A New Jordan’s Messyges! "Don’t Watch Anymore Sequels" 06/08/07
Jesusman Episode Two! "Mo Trouble" is now online!
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Music:

Updated April 26, 2008
Josh and Jordan Always Recommend:
As Cities Burn
Copeland
Ryan Adams
House of Heroes
This Day & Age
I Am Terrified

Jordan Currently Recommends:
Lovedrug
Me at the Least
Stephen Gordon
Shane & Shane

Josh Currently Recommends:
A.A. Bondy
A Great Big Pile of Leaves
Anathallo
Lovedrug
Whiskeytown

Heroes:



My Blog

Blimey Cows

  59. Stocks and Bonds Watch: YouTube 58. The Philosophy Gang Watch: YouTube 57. Ex's, Woes, and Cats Watch: YouTube 56. A Christmas Wish Watch: YouTube 55. Thanksgiving's Weak End Wa...
Posted by Blimey Cow Productions on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 02:08:00 PST

Shameless Plugs

Not even worthy of a logo. 03. "Don’t Be Messy T-shirts" Watch: YouTube 02. "The Nova Ray" Watch: YouTube 01. "Jesusman (2008 A.D.) Trailer"Watch: YouTube...
Posted by Blimey Cow Productions on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 09:36:00 PST

Banners and Stuff

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Posted by Blimey Cow Productions on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 01:55:00 PST

A Fun Day...

  Episode Nine: "...When Barry Got a House" Watch: YouTube Episode Eight: "...When We Got Our Last Chapel Credit" Watch: YouTube Episode Seven: "...When Jordan Learned to Drive" Watch: YouTu...
Posted by Blimey Cow Productions on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 01:59:00 PST

Jordans Messyges

Episode Twenty Two: "Don't Get in the Pit" Watch: YouTube Episode Twenty One: "Don't Name Your Band Something Dumpy" Watch: YouTube Episode Twenty: "Celebrate Jesus Day" Watch: YouTube Episo...
Posted by Blimey Cow Productions on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 02:01:00 PST

Jesusman

  Chapter Six: "The Unpardonable Jim" Watch: YouTube Chapter Five: "The Hollywould Nots" Watch: YouTube Chapter Four: "Sam-Carl, Son!" Watch: YouTube Chapter Three: "Eternal Lifeguard" Wat...
Posted by Blimey Cow Productions on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 02:00:00 PST

The Hideout

A Mockumentary Series from the Creators of JesusfreakHideout.com and Blimey Cow Productions! Episode Five: "The Color" Watch: YouTube Episode Four: "The Robot" Watch: YouTube Episode Thre...
Posted by Blimey Cow Productions on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 01:57:00 PST

No lack of ideas, just a lack of time.

Well, school started last week and I can already tell that this is going to be the most strenuous of the three semesters of college I've had so far. Kinda sad, but I'm going to learn a lot, and plus t...
Posted by Blimey Cow Productions on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:11:00 PST

The Official "We Want The Bass and Me 2" Petition!

Alright, here is the deal. From talking to various people, I tend to believe that "The Bass and Me"...our third Blimey Cow that we did on Thanksgiving Day last year...has probably the most devoted fol...
Posted by Blimey Cow Productions on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:59:00 PST

Blimey Cow on Xanga

Hey folks! I'm aware that there are some people that aren't supposed to frequent such sites as MySpace, and considering Blimey Cow's main "website" is a myspace webpage makes it kind of difficult for ...
Posted by Blimey Cow Productions on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:15:00 PST