If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.
HUR.
Hello! :) At the moment I'm a student at Alcester Grammar school studying biology, chemistry, RE and English literature. I don't get EMA, so I don't study them very hard. I am never in time for school, despite living ten minutes down the road, just the same as I am never on time for anything. At any rate it's the summer holidays, so I'm "chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool" by:
* baking cakes the size of paving slabs
* giving my hamster dodgy haircuts
* reading books that won't come in handy in later life
* failing to complete my personal statements
* watching the early series of ER in their entirety
* painting Freudian pictures of men smoking cigars/eating chips in a suggestive manner
* toking in trailers
and
* generally having a pretty good time of it
One day I'm going to give it all up for a life of professional snooker. If you're a snooker player, kudos to you.
I'm aware that I still have a lot of growing-up to do and so does everyone, which is why it irritates me to see people finding twu wuv at 15, 16, 17. I don't try to be Kool (obv.) and I don't try to be something that I'm not. I'm not very good at juggling more than three commitments at a time, though I can juggle three apples or similarly rotund objects reasonably well. I'm trying hard to be a philanthropist, though the longer I work as a children's shoe fitter the harder this seems to be.
I READ voraciously, and if you recommend a good book to me I will very much appreciate it and remember you fondly in the future :) I also like to laugh, colour-in and eat sweets and vegetables, though not at the same time.
I am having a passionate affair with Pointless Information and am interested in just about everything, a direct result of living with my father who will happily give you a lecture on Byzantine culture or WWII stealth bombers or René Descartes' dualist concept while you're dashing to the loo. (This has rubbed off on me somewhat, and I'm a Sponge for anything that won't come in handy for an exam.) The aforementioned father refuses to allow animals in our house, which means that my rebellious student days will probably be lived out in a grotty flat o' cats that ponce about the place with exciting names like Mr Manvell, 2Bashy and Corrugated Card.
I won't preach to you, and it'd be lovely if you don't try to do so to me. However:
* I DON'T like vain people
* I DO believe strongly in post-feminism feminism
* I DON'T approve of people belittling other people
* I DO believe in freedom to choose
* I DON'T think that by the time I can vote there will be any discernable difference between the Conservatives and New Labour (though I generally sit on the fence, so that is okay)
* I DO believe that creationists, fundamentalists and extremists belong at the same fuckwitted end of the religious foodchain
* I DON'T like Frankie Goes to Hollywood or Guns 'n' Roses and nothing you can say will ever change that.
Any other issues are open to deb8, m8.
FOR ALL THE RELIGION-HEADS THAT KEEP TRYING TO ADD ME: please don't.
I think that covers everything, so that's HOW 4 NOW!
(At the moment I'm in the middle of streamlining this profile into a more pithy, witty, trippy form. This doesn't explain why the font is suddenly in capitals, but this was a creative mistake on the part of Myspace and not me.)
