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The cut and paste kid.

Tinhead is a drug-dealer. That's Tinhead's drugs plane.

About Me


BLATANT SELF ADVERTISEMENT. (DISCLAIMER- this myspace profile constitutes 70.5% of your R.D.A of bullshit- but the fact is, i'm not going to put my life story on here, one becuase I dislike people knowing too much about me, and two becuase I feel this should merely inspire you to add me, and get to know me better)
OI!!!
When I was a child, a-runnin in the night, i was afraid of what might be
Well i wasnt really, i was probably smashing things and cussing frequently. I am a fabulous dancer.
there are a few who wouldnt believe me.
But i really am... Just put "Girl" by Beck on the ol' Jukebox and i might just dance on the table for you.
I like to take PHOTOS, I LOVE to DRAW, and I write ALOT of POETRY (oh NOETRY). One day I will show you them. You will like them, and admit that they are more forms of self expression than experimentation with vanity. My political stance is complicated. I'm kind of a collage of esoteric relativity. I choose not to have absolute morals becuase I think it is imposssible to show compassion when you apply the same rule to completely different situations.
Summer followed by Autumn followed by Summer usually works for me. I don't like winter, so I choose to hibernate. Spring is okay I guess.
I am vain, but if it's not harming you, deal with it. I think as far as less appealing aspects of a person go, vanity isn't a cardinal sin, is it? Other than that I try and follow the rules of Desiderata.
I'm not a very obviously nice person, as this profile shows but give me a chance. I am infact extremely pleasant but in a less glaringly obvious way. My good friends will vouch for this. I am indeed opinionated but I think that's advantageous given the climate of Britain today.
I like to pretend to be an artiste of the tortured order, but whilst winking I may inform you otherwise. Pretension is beautiful.
I spend 99% of my time daydreaming. I like telling stories, and I love getting lost in my bizarre mental tangents and drawing them after. I guess I'm a bit of a loner sometimes, but I'm comfortable like that and I don't see why being solitary is something socially unnacceptable.
Some would describe my good self as being a complete and utter, formidable WANKER. I express dissent at the mere notion. Those who know me by know should well and truly realise that i merely am a slight misanthrope. Which poses the question "why are you on myspace?". At which i would probably not have a reply, apart from that I quite like shouting my opinions across the land from my little electronic fortress. That is why.
and thats when you need to be in a state of angst and worry rudy. getting it all straight I'm LIKELY to like you, unless you sit there and ask me whether I'm a goth, deny my right to be a man SANS penis, click in my ears, try to get my attention, or make references to the colour yellow.
I like my BED, and I like natural smells, I like muscles and I can be violent. You don't want to see me when I get mad. I don't turn green. It's a real disappointment i can tell you that. I love my husband, Gerald and my two sons, Shit face and Cunt. we enjoy a happy slapping home life in the home where I play subservient housewife who panders to all Gerald's sadomasochistic needs. I work 12 hour shifts as a personal assistant to my perverse boss who happens to be peter stringfellow. i assume one day I shall turn quite mad and force feed him his severed penis, and take a picture of it, to show the world what being a personal assistant involves these days
Yeah I'm lying.
i DO like playing chess. I recently adopted KNITTING as a hobby and you'll probably see me around Stratford sitting under a tree getting tangled up in wool and being smiled at by pensioners. I find this fun.
I'm a northerner at heart, originally from the great yonder of Macclesfeild. Most southerners seem to believe that we trade in carrots and potatoes instead of money, and our entire year is spent having conversations with their sheep, and morris dancing.
They are wrong. we trade in cauliflower.
Ignorant fucks
I am an avant-garde feminist and riot grrl...this generally insinuates that IF you so happen to disrespect my femininity/make a move on me/ assume I am inferior because I have a vagina.... then I WILL deck you.
I talk alot of wank, as you may have noticed. But let the rudeboys have their funs. I would probably be exceedingly good on that show in radio four where you have to talk balls for a long time, because its a talent of mine :D that is, when I'm not being shy which is alot of the time.I really, really do talk alot of wank.

My Interests

cooking, cleaning...performing fellatio.
Ich interessier mich fur:
-kunst
-Musik (Speile ich bass gitarre und saxofon)
-Speaking German irritatingly badly
-Western Philosophy
-19th and 20th Century Literature
-Cooking some "mightee fine und tayschty food" and eating all of it right in front of you
-Photogaphing
-writing poems and not showing them you, but the person next to you and holding a conversation about it, next to you
-Leaving you out.
-Going off on a tangent.
-According to Ricky Gervais's book, I am in fact a MUNTY FLUMPLE. Look it up

"It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in."

I'd like to meet:

Oh I am a lonely painter
I live in a box of paints
Im frightened by the devil
And Im drawn to those ones that aint afraid
I remember that time that you told me, you said
Love is touching souls
Surely you touched mine
Cause part of you pours out of me
In these lines from time to time

People who are well and truly themselves. Or people who need to come out of their shell. Failing that i'll get a mail order blow up David Hasselhoff.

Music:

Music is more or less capable of life saving. We should give it some bay watch shorts:

(in alphy-bettycal order)

Adam & the Ants; Ani Difranco; Anti Nowhere League; Anthony & The Johnsons; APHEX TWIN; Art Brut; Bad Brains;Bikini Kill; Bjork; Brand New; BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN; Cansei de Ser Sexy; Cat Power; Chopin; The Cramps; The Cult; THE CURE; Cyantific; DAMIEN DEMPSEY; The Damned; The Dead Pets; The Deftones; Dizzee Rascal; DRESDEN DOLLS; Echo & The Bunnymen; Elvis Presley; FUGAZI; Harry And The Potters; Harry Belafonte; Heavens To Betsy; HOLE; Husker Du; Iggy and the Stooges; IRON AND WINE; JACKIE WILSON; Jawbreaker; Jeff Buckley; JOHNNY CASH; JONI MITCHELL; JOY DIVISON; KRONOS QUARTET; LE TIGRE; Lesbians On Ecstasy; Leatherface; LEFTOVER CRACK; Little Richard; Los lobos; LOU REED; Lower Class Brats; LUDOVICO EINAUDI; MIA; Madness; Michael Nyman; Michael Jackson; THE MISFITS; MOGWAI; Mohammed Rafi; Morrissey; New Order; New Young Pony Club; Nick Cave And the Bad Seeds; Operation ivy; PULP; Oxymoron; PATTI SMITH; Peaches; PJ HARVEY; Pearl jam; PHILIP GLASS; pixies; Placebo; Public Enemy; queens of the stone age; the Queers; THE RAMONES; Regina Spektor; Ray Charles; Rory Gallagher; Rufus Wainwright; RUN DMC; Screeching Weasel; THE SLITS; THE SMITHS; Solomon Burke;SKUNK ANANSIE ; THE SPECIALS; Subhumans; THOMAS NEWMAN; TORI AMOS; Tracy Chapman; Vivaldi; Willy Mason; WILSON PICKETT; X ray SPEX; THE YOUNG KNIVES 3There's so many I've forgot but that was so friggin' tiring i'm not about to go through it.

Movies:

I like Movies. I reckon Movies like me too:

A streetcar named desire, Amelie, Anchorman, Addam's Family (any), Arsenic & Old lace, American Beauty, Beauty And the Beast, Brick, Buffalo '66, Chopper, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of A Spotless mind, Garden State, Ghost World, I'll sleep when I'm Dead, Jarhead, Labyrinth, Limelight ,Million Dollar baby, Requiem for a Dream , Slc Punk, Sleepy hollow, Snatch, The Blues Brothers, The Craft, The Rocky Horror picture Show, Wayne's World

I HATE romantic comedies. Especially with Hugh Grant in, he is an arrogant shithead, and they make me queasy and have no blood in.

Television:

Scrubs
JEEVES AND WOOSTER!
Dodgeball Championships
The Munsters
The Addams Family
Roller Jam

Books:

I read everything, from Cereal Packets to the small print on dodgy sales deals, but here's a slice of the type of authors who's books I read:

Anthony Burgess
Partick Suskind
Bill Hicks
Charles Bukowski
Clarissa Pinkola Estes
Soren Kierkegaard
Nietzsche
Marcus Aurelius
John Stuart Mill
Germaine Greer
Elizabeth Wurtzel
Virginia Woolfe
Arthur Conan Doyle
Sylvia Plath
Robert Rankin
Stephen Hawkins
Henry Rollins
J.T. Leroy
E.M Forster
Evelyn Waugh
J.D. Salinger
Richard P. Feynman

I think anyone unable to truly DELVE into a book is losing out.

Heroes:



THEY'RE SO DAMN MINITAURE THAT I THOUGHT I MAY ASWELL EAT THEM.I don't have heroes, becuase then all I'd do is try to emulate them- And I don't want to copy heroic or inspirational things, I don't want to admire what people have done I want to do inspirational things myself. However that isn't to say that admire people, becuase I do.

I feel there is a small cult emerging from this image. there should be, at any rate...

My Blog

Reading List 2007

READING LIST 2007:Pooh and the Philosophers- John Tyerman Williams Winnie the pooh- A.A. Milne Flowers in the Attic-  V.C. Andrews The Whole Woman- Germaine Greer (again)Slaughterhouse 5- Kurt V...
Posted by The cut and paste kid. on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:18:00 PST

The Inevitability of Human Drama and It's Clumsy Relationship With Self Esteem

It is often said that human drama is never inevitable, for it's name "drama" lies in it's ability to provoke drama in the hearts of whomever experiences it*. It is argued that if you do not allow huma...
Posted by The cut and paste kid. on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:41:00 PST

"It's okay Rosi, Christian Fundamentalists hate you too."

The Death Of Science In Schools As We Know it? "Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind"- Albert Einstein, Out Of My Later Years I think I've been a little naiive. Up unti...
Posted by The cut and paste kid. on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:40:00 PST

Venice Blog

So I'm back from venice and I have my photography to show off. NB:This is exceptionally picture heavy so if you have a snails' pace t'internet connection steal someone else's computer. IN VENICE I E...
Posted by The cut and paste kid. on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 04:21:00 PST

The Morals or Rosi Mitchell

1. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? This is going to sound absolutely atrocious but I'd regret not ...
Posted by The cut and paste kid. on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 12:20:00 PST

Women! Read this.

I am really quite sick of so called "feminists" blaming men for the fact that women have no respect. I personally believe that women on the whole are purely to blame for the way that we [in western so...
Posted by The cut and paste kid. on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 03:32:00 PST

MUSICA!

Name 10 bands/artists you are really in to:1. The Dresden Dolls2. Thomas Newman3. Regina Spektor4. The Misfits5. Joy Division6. The Slits7. The Smiths8. Patti Smith9. Choking Victim10. The Curenow ans...
Posted by The cut and paste kid. on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 11:19:00 PST

Patrolling Barnegat by Walt Whitman

WILD, wild the storm, and the sea high running, Steady the roar of the gale, with incessant undertone muttering, Shouts of demoniac laughter fitfully piercing and pealing, Waves, air, midnight, their...
Posted by The cut and paste kid. on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 11:20:00 PST