Best Valentines (at least for me) |
I went ALL out for my new girlfriend, not because she wanted me to but because I wanted to. I picked up/vacuumed her condo, had 2 dozen carnations sent to her school and a dozen lilies...
Posted by Kevin on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 03:28:00 PST |
A little history lesson |
This may be a tad (said with sarcasm) offensive to people with strong religious beliefs (so STOP don't read any further) but it is educational (and I could start the cracks early by saying that word w...
Posted by Kevin on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:40:00 PST |
Fun night. |
Just went out drinking at Coyote Ugly. It was crazy and I must say the bartenders did a great job. Although I dont recommend a penalty shot. I made the mistake of asking what one was...
Posted by Kevin on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 01:27:00 PST |
Why don't they make... |
Why don't they make...
I dont give a shit pills.
Jobs where all you have to do is watch tv/movies (I would already be the president).
Cars made of rubber so we can all drive around the streets hittin...
Posted by Kevin on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:12:00 PST |
Truth about guys... |
I asterick some of my favorites
*-- Guys hate sluts even though some have sex with them!
--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering ...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 02:34:00 PST |
Pretty good doctor Phil |
Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful &practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely...
Posted by Kevin on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:40:00 PST |
English is easy!!! |
You Think English is Easy??? Can you read these right the first time? 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse ...
Posted by Kevin on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 06:33:00 PST |
Guilty |
I feel guilty for saying mean things to my ex after she blasted me. WHY??? Especially because she doesnt feel guilty at all. I hate having a conscious. GRRR!!!! To sum it up so...
Posted by Kevin on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 05:06:00 PST |
How an ok time can go bad in a hurry? |
By the way I apologize to all my religious friends you may not want to read this; although if you are my friend I doubt I think of you the same way as this person.
I went out with ...
Posted by Kevin on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 10:50:00 PST |
So Stupid |
So my ex wrote a bunch of shit about me on the internet, most not true. So I asked her nicely to remove. She wouldn't, saying it was just for humor and I couldnt force her. I told her ...
Posted by Kevin on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 02:18:00 PST |
