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Luc

It's a bumper sticker culture. People have to get it like that, and if they don't, if it takes three

About Me



Hi! I am Luc, you may also know me as Sexdoll, Stash (if you rode the bus to snowbowl often), and Npleb (if you're Hmong). I think therefore I am. Your existance within my mind however is dictated by the degree to which I understand your thoughts and can relate to your subjective experience (this process is called "understanding", "compassion", or "love" within different contexts).
There's no objective evil
There's no such thing as death
No fear
No apathy
"People suck, and that's my contention. I can prove it on a scratch of paper with a pen. Give me a fuckin' Etch-a-sketch, I'll do it in three minutes. The proof, the fact, the factorum. I'll show my work, case closed. I'm tired of this back-slapping 'aren't humanity neat?' bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, OK? That's all we are."
peace is bad for business.

Rub my sexy penguin

My Interests

Anarcho-syndicalism, Skateboarding, Snowboarding, pretending I'm skateboarding or snowboarding, wandering around aimlessly, girls, funny homeless people, music, pirating music, thai, thai food, mini ramps, backyard mini ramps.

I'd like to meet:

Tony Trujillo , Frank Gerwer , Julien Stranger , Seth McCallum , Chet Childress , Adam Alfaro , Dan Drehobl , John Cardiel, Choppy Omega, Jay Adams, Steven Colbert, Dick Cheney, Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh...A Gideon-"Who are the fucking Gideons? Ever met one, no! Ever seen one, no! But they're all over the fucking world, putting Bibles in hotel rooms! Every one of them: 'This Bible was placed here by a Gideon.' When? I've been here all day and I ain't seen shit! I saw the housekeeper come and go, I saw the minibar guy come and go, I've never laid eyes on a fucking Gideon! What are they, ninjas? Where are they? Where are they from? Gidea? Who the fuck are these people?!"I'm gonna capture a Gideon. Yeah, I'm gonna make that my hobby. I'll call up the front desk one day and say, 'Uh, I don't seem to have a Bible in my room.'"

Music:

Against All Authority, Against Me!, Agent Orange, Anthrax (both), The Berzerker, Black Flag, Blood for Blood, Cheap Sex, The Clash, Dead Kennedys, Descendents, Distillers, DRI, Ike Reilly Assassination, Ima Robot, Iron Maiden, Haddaway - "What is Love", Lagwagon, Les Vulgaires Machins, Megadeth, Metallica ("pre black-album"), Michael Franti, Misfits, Motörhead, MDC, NoFX, Notorious B.I.G., Propagandhi, Sex Pistols, Subhumans, Suicidal Tendencies, Sweatshop Union.Did you know?: SLATEM

Movies:

12 Monkeys, American History X, Army of Darkness, The Big Lebowski, Bruce Lee films, Dead Man, Fight Club, Kill Bill, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Office Space, Oldboy, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, the Prestige, Princess Mononoke, Pulp Fiction, Snatch, more...

Television:

"I haven't had a TV in 10 years, and I really don't miss it. 'Cause it's always so much more fun to be with people than it ever was to be with a television." I can't watch TV longer than 5 minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.

Books:

A Clockwork Orange, Catch-22, Fast Food Nation, Fight Club, Life and Limb, Light in the Forest, Illusions, Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Sirens of Titan, Slaughter House Five, Squee!, The Peoples History of the United States.

Heroes:

Tyler Durden I see all this potential, and I see squandering. Goddamn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man, no purpose or place. We have no great war, no great depression. Our great war's a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact, and we're very, very pissed off."Banksy Twisted little people go out every day and deface this great city. Leaving their idiotic little scribblings, invading communities and making people feel dirty and used. They just take, take, take and they don't put anything back. They're mean and selfish and they make the world an ugly place to be. We call them advertising agencies and town planners...Prince Ashitaka ...You're beautiful... Bill Hicks ""Actually, I'm against drugs being legalized, and this is why. Last weekend, my friend and I went into a farm, took some mushrooms, and we sat on a field. I looked up into the sky and saw God. He told me that there is nothing to fear, that he loves every single creature on this planet, and he showered gifts of forgiveness and love onto the Earth, and I realised that there was nothing to fear, and I loved everything ... Now, if that isn't a bad thing for this country, I don't know what is. How can we continue to make weapons if we love everything?"Joe Hill "Fire!"Jon Stewart "This morning, prompted by increasing concerns about terrorism, oil prices reached a record high as the cost of a barrel of crude is a whopping $44.34. Wow, it seems shocking that a product of finite supply gets more expensive the more we use it.... Now the terror alert means higher oil prices, which oddly enough means higher profits for oil companies giving them more money to give to politicians whose policies may favor the oil companies such as raising the terror alert level. As Simba once told us — it's the circle of life."Bruce Lee "When there is freedom from mechanical conditioning, there is simplicity. The classical man is just a bundle of routine, ideas and tradition. If you follow the classical pattern, you are understanding the routine, the tradition, the shadow — you are not understanding yourself."Noam Chomsky "Personally I'm in favor of democracy, which means that the central institutions in the society have to be under popular control. Now, under capitalism we can't have democracy by definition. Capitalism is a system in which the central institutions of society are in principle under autocratic control. Thus, a corporation or an industry is, if we were to think of it in political terms, fascist; that is, it has tight control at the top and strict obedience has to be established at every level -- there's a little bargaining, a little give and take, but the line of authority is perfectly straightforward. Just as I'm opposed to political fascism, I'm opposed to economic fascism. I think that until major institutions of society are under the popular control of participants and communities, it's pointless to talk about democracy." Mahatma Ghandi "It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence."The Red Button

My Blog

Worthy Words

This is me compiling words that I like, and you making additions to the list that I haven't thought of. Yuppers.   Spastic  Respite Automaton Misshap Writhe Efface Impetus Syndergist S...
Posted by Luc on Thu, 24 May 2007 02:40:00 PST

What I think about when I'm looking at cute girls!

What I'm Thinking About When I'm Looking at Cute Girls Sometime after staring at a cute girl for a while I realize that I would like to be able to look at them at any convenient moment. I guess I have...
Posted by Luc on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:24:00 PST

I Spanked my Brain Meat!

CONCUSSED by Luc Baker At 5:00 p.m. Saturday, April 14th 2007 I went to the Missoula skatepark with the intent of not trying any trick that would even be minimally difficult. As I was walking up from ...
Posted by Luc on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:32:00 PST

The Relevance of Anarchosyndicalism: Noam Chomsky

..>Taken from http://www.chomsky.info/interviews/19760725.htm ..> The Relevance of Anarcho-syndicalism Noam Chomsky interviewed by Peter Jay The Jay Interview, July 25, 1976 QUESTION: Professor Ch...
Posted by Luc on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:36:00 PST

Things that get me stoked

This list was made to remind me what to do or think about when I'm depressed, so that I'll no longer be depressed and retarded. Brushing my teeth Clipping my nails fakie suski grind in the...
Posted by Luc on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:27:00 PST

Skater Profile: Noah

Noah is my bro for life, the kid who taught me how to skateboard, and an all-around ninja. And just so you know, Bam couldn't even hit our cradle...  ...
Posted by Luc on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 03:24:00 PST