I smell good.
I hate my job, but love what I do.
I don't tan, I burn.
I like nice restaurants and dive bars.
I don't like seals.
I have an old jeep sitting in the drive way- I want to fix it up, but probably never will.
I make pretty good money, but it never seems to be enough.
I think Ralph Macchio's career was cut tragically short.
I'm trying to eat better, but love Oreo Shakes.
I went to college, but didn't finish- I think about going back all the time.
I can play bottles; I can play big round garbage cans...
I think midgets are funny, but I know they are real people with real feelings.
I don't dance, I move with the music.
I mow my own lawn because I like to, not because I have to.
I have a dog; I think I like him more than he likes me.
I have a kid; she is my everything.
I have an ipod; but don't really listen to much music.
I like to wear hoodies and flip flops at the same time.
I like football, but don't have a favorite team.
I'm 32, 6'4" tall, 270lbs white, green eyes and I have braces.