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THE BASICS.
Name: William Robert Skinner.
Age: 18 Years Old.
Current Residence: Barclay Street, Leicester.
Occupation: Journalism Student & Front of House Staff.
Three things I need to survive: Fresh fruit, Natural yoghurt & Aqua mineral.
Three luxuries: Marlboro cigarettes, MAC products & anything fragranced with cocoanut.
Three things that excite me: New shoes, Sunshine & Grazia Tuesdays.
Three things I could do without: People walking slowly, needing to wee in elevators & noisy chavs on my road.
"If you want something from the tabs, give 'em something back. There's no point in flatlining nice and sweet, is there? They want a bit of a heartbeat. They don't wanna know you're mum's your best friend! They want her to be some one-armed lesbian asylum seeker! They want the full cellulite shots! They want you mainlining, arm-jacking, smack crack nightmare! They want you filleted and splayed on the butchers block so they can photograph all ytour organs for Heat magazine! They would like to see you foaming at the mouth, stinking of piss in the gutter, with your little thumb stuck up Justin Timberlake's arse and you wearing nothing but a Gucci belt!"
"The shop must remain a sterile oasis free from street eaters and coffee carriers! Aseptic and razor sharp as our customers' hip bones. These women shop for lunch! Labels are their only sustenance! Their skeleton legs in Manolo Blahniks have worn trenches down the pavements of Sloane Street! The über-riche sinews with just enough muscle left in their arm to lift up a credit card."
