Craig-A-Saurus - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm just your typical red state refugee who moved to the East Village of NYC in search of a dream. I'm Madonna, minus the raw ambition and talent. So now I'm here in NYC just trying to figure out what the hell I want out of life and what I need to do to accomplish this. Christ, who the hell am I kidding......I'm looking for love. That passionate, burning can't live without you, throw myself in front of a bus for you kind of love. I want it sappier than any Meg Ryan movie, more vivacious than an 80's hair metal ballad and if I actually read, more epic than some random novel. Do I sound desperate?? So what.....I am. So there it is, that's the missing link in my life that I am so desperately persuing. Will settle for a good fuck buddy though.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

People who respond to Evites.

Music:

Madonna, Goldfrapp, Liz Phair, Gwen, Jem, Scissor Sisters, Abba, Kelly Clarkson, and my total recent guilty pleasure was that Ashley Simpson album.

Movies:

Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Whats Eating Gilbert Grape, Lord of the Rings, Dumb and Dumber, Serial Mom, Cry Baby, The Note Book, Brokeback Mountain, Super Bad.

Television:

MTV Reality shows, Will and Grace, Gilmore Girls, Arrested Development (RIP), 30 Rock, Desparate Housewives, Lost, South Park, Drawn Together, Americas Next Top Model, Saturday Night Live. And then I have my "I am so embarrassed that I watch them shows" like Reba.

Books:

Yeah right. If they are any good, they'll be a movie and I don't wanna ruin the movie for myself.

My Blog

Meet the new man in my life

Always one heavily influenced by pop singer Madonna, when she adopted her new orphan David, I thought I should do my part as well. Now I guess I could have opened my wallet and sent money to help...
Posted by Craig-A-Saurus on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:26:00 PST

100 Jello Shots = Perfection

I hate it when you go to the store and dont buy enough and have to go back or over purchase and you are stuck with a bunch of left overs and spend unnecessary money so I usually like to plan my purcha...
Posted by Craig-A-Saurus on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 10:12:00 PST

What does this say about me?

So as I was making out with my date last night, something felt a little "off". Now by off I do not necessarily mean bad at all, just something felt really different and I was having a hard time puttin...
Posted by Craig-A-Saurus on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 07:17:00 PST

Checking out the rear view mirror

Recently I had an old friend basically saying she missed the "old Craig". I guess she was referring to the shy, quiet, nonconfrontational, low self esteem, stand over in the corner by himself version ...
Posted by Craig-A-Saurus on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 08:14:00 PST

I want you to beat me.

If you ever see me again walking to work in a torrential down pour, I give you my permission to beat me. When I left my house at 8:32 it was just a moderate sprinkle, but half a block later it is...
Posted by Craig-A-Saurus on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 08:08:00 PST

Randomness I tell ya

Life is so random. Sometimes I feel like the coinsidences are too big and the universe is stepping in and fucking with my head. Case in point two examples last night. Met someone at the gym who happen...
Posted by Craig-A-Saurus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Barf Dot Com

So here I stand for the first time since moving to New York City finally in a happy place of contention with the fact that I am single. In fact I have even embraced my singlehood as I dont even know w...
Posted by Craig-A-Saurus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am officially old

So I dunno why this struck me as a reason to do my first blog, but my Yahoo radio station won't let me play "my station" anymore this month without paying the $2.50 fee and who has crazy money like th...
Posted by Craig-A-Saurus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST