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El Microondas

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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: El Microondas
Birthday: February 10
Birthplace: Not sure
Current Location: Mt. Mizarp, Faktys
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Not sure
The Shoes You Wore Today: Does that matter?!?!
Your Weakness: Gee, why couldn't you have asked me this when I was still invincible? Hmmm...I'll get back to you later.
Your Fears: failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Do you just assume everybody likes pizza? Maybe I don't like pizza.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get rid of the Master Theif of Yenro Village
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Again with the generalizations...sheesh.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Whose life am I going to make miserable today?
Your Best Physical Feature: The evil grin
Your Bedtime: none
Your Most Missed Memory: The look on Dashe's face when she stabbed me in the chest AND I LIVED.
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Not a people person
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Neither
Cappuccino or Coffee: Black coffee. Strong black coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: More often than I should
Do you Sing: Do I seem like the kind of guy who would SING?
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that.
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you belive in yourself: absolutely
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: sort of
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: What parents?
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: WAY TOO OFTEN.
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: I refuse to die.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Ruler of the World
What country would you most like to Visit: Does it matter? I've been to the important ones
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Gray
Favourite Hair Color: Gray
Short or Long Hair: doesn't matter
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: never asked Desolada how much she weighs...
Best Clothing Style: Gray
Number of Drugs I have taken: ...whatever
Number of CDs I own: none
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Can't even count them
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My Interests

Mass destruction, world domination, calculus, biology, boring things, magic, reading the phone book

I'd like to meet:

nobody in particular

Music:

The evil kind that they play in the background of movies and those fancy video games when the bad guy is obviously plotting something

Movies:

I have no time for such frivolous matters.

Television:

(See above)

Books:

"How to Take Over the World in Seventeen Easy Steps," "Art is Evil," The Kefor Magician School series

Heroes:

Who needs heroes when you can be a villain?

My Blog

Blog .4

Today I woke up and breathed for several hours. I found it quite amusing. I managed to find Tomoki Kubo's myspace. He's disguised himself as an ordinary college student, however, despite his futile...
Posted by El Microondas on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 06:38:00 PST

Blog .3

Well, the raid on Amitto Piazza was nothing short of disastrous... Everything started out as planned... I matriculated myself into the crowd and even managed to get a good stakeout going... However, t...
Posted by El Microondas on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 06:43:00 PST

Blog .2

One of my messengers has sent word that Dashe and her current party have split up... The Master Thief of Yenro and that insolent, blue-haired freak she travels with have decided to visit the floating ...
Posted by El Microondas on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 04:11:00 PST

Blog .1

Since I now have a MySpace like everybody else, I thought it would be a good idea to have a blog too, so everyone who reads it can read about what I do all day.  This morning I woke up early and ...
Posted by El Microondas on Tue, 30 May 2006 04:46:00 PST