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Melissa

I'm the Mother Fuckin' Princess!

About Me

Hi! My name is Melissa...um I'm a sophomore in college at least I was the last time I checked. I'm totally honest about everything and it sometimes can make people a little apprehensive to talk to me...they don't want to know about my farts. I Love animals and have a tote bag that says so! I love to read and thus explains the explosive book shelf...if you want to borrow one of my books you're going to need to bring over a chisel to take it out of my bookshelf...I have two book shelves and that is still not enough. I also love driving now....especially fast and with my music loud and annoying "Catch me Riding dirty"Now heres My Likes and DISlikes!Likes: Halloween, when the leaves fall, pumpkin pie, cheese cake, my birthday, tarot cards, writing, bagels and cream cheese, sleepovers, pictures, Love Hina, Amy Sedaris, Pancakes, Hoodies, plain blue jeans, hentai/porn, pizza, being with my friends, mall, movies, the park, amusement parks, Romance Novels, books, History, candles, my friends, Marci, Meredith, Pamela, Alysia, Duncan, Mickey, Andrew, Shannon, Rachel,chicken nuggets, Long car rides, Rainbow Italian water ice, Typing, Snickers Bars, Sushi, French Fries, the phone, pens, My fish Blank, my guinea pig, Flower, my bunny rabbit Mr. Sniffy, Going over Duncan's house, the woods, babysitting Kylie, Iron Moto, butterflies, Louise Rennison, Disney Princesses, Barbie Movies, Sarah Silverman Program, ORANGE JUICE, Creme Brulle Ice-cream, Party Cake/Birthday Cake Ice-cream, I 3 My Pink I-pod and Cell Phone, Jumping on my bed despite it's going to break any day now.DiSlIkEs: The school chicken, complainers, Beowulf, coffee, the gravitational pull, planes, old people, bridges, feet, lint, belly buttons, being alone, mustard, pickles, marshmallows, having nothing to do, my word count for the school newspaper, chicken in general, the dentist, the doctor, the hospital, loosing my pen, my pen running out of ink, Group work in English, math, Mr. Sanders, Physics, Miss Lorang, sad days, cold days, cold days with wind, stains, rude people, people who bump into me in the hall, loud squealing children, spiders, when my mom makes me get off the phone, bugs, bugs with a lot of legs, millipedes, centipedes, plaque, my retarded knee, people who can not see the beauty in people, pep rallies, football, cheerleaders, spicy things, slope (y= mx + b).

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Keanu Reeves Hayden Christensen Ken Akumatsu Peter Paige Julian McMahon Dylan Walsh Sarah Silverman Lindsay Lohan Paris Hilton The Guys from the Upside Down Show (Shane and David)

Music:

Sum 41, Chicago, Phantom of the Opera, Katy Rose, Thirteen's soundtrack, J-pop (expesially from Lain and Chobits), Blackmore's Night, Aphex Twin, Anna Nalick, Peaches, Christina Aguilera, Fergie, Pussy Cat Dolls, Regina Spektor, Avril Lavinge...basically I love fucking hot bitches lol..it doesn't hurt that they can sing too :).

Movies:

Thirteen, Shattered Glass, Life as a House, Chicago, The Ring, Phantom of the Opera, Star Wars, Donnie Darko, Pieces of April, Amelie, He loves me, he loves me not, The Matrix, Gummo, May, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Hitchhickers Guide to the Galaxy, Virgin Suicides, Requiem for a Dream, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Thirteen Ghosts, Rent, TransAmerica, The Little Mermaid, Girl Interrupted, Elephant. Anime: Chobits, Cowboy Bebop, Super Gals, Nadia, Love Hina, Kaliedo Star, Sorcerer Hunters, Silent Mobius, Detective Conan aka Case Closed, GTO- Great teacher Onizuka, Golden Boy, Serial Experiments Lain, Slayers, Fushigi Yugi, Black Jack, Blue Seed, Cardcaptor Sakura, Cat Soup, Cromartie High School, Digimon(first season), Pokemon (first few seasons...then it just got dumb), Dual!, Excel Saga, Twelve Kingdoms, DNA2, Grave of the Fireflies,Gravitation, Gunslinger Girl, Haibane Renmei, Hamtaro, Kiki's Delivery Service, Lupin the 3rd, My Neighbor Totoro, Outlaw Star, Perfect Blue, Princess Tutu, Princess Nine, Ranma 1/2, Saber Marionette J, Sailor Moon, Whisper of the Heart, Dirty Dancing, Superbad.

Television:

Sex and the City, Boy Meets World, Freaks and Geeks (Even though it is off the air), Family Guy, Viva La Bam, Reba, Queer as Folk, Nip/Tuck, Sarah Silverman Program, The Upside Down Show, anything that includes a judge ie. Judge Christina, Judge Alex, South Park, 10th Kingdom (Made for TV Movie), Simpsons, Wonder Showzen, Strangers with Candy, Pee Wee's Playhouse.

Books:

A.I. Love You, Ai Yori Aoshi, Angelic Layer, Absolute Boyfriend, Azumanga Daioh, Basara, Brigadoon, Bizenghast, Wish, Excel Saga, Fake, Fruits Basket, Gals!, Eerie Queerie, Gravitation, GTO- Great Teacher Onizuka, Hot Gimmick, Imadoki, Mars, Marmalade Boy, Pet Shop of Horrors, Ranma 1/2, Saikano, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Sex and the Serial Killer, Thithe, Kiss me Again, Crank, Great Gatsby, The Catcher in the Rye, Naked, The Color Purple, Sex and the City, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Dancing in my Nuddy Pants, Knocked out by my nunga nungas, On the Brightside I am now the Girlfriend of a Sex God, Angus Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging, Then he ate my Boyentrancers, Startled by his furry shorts, Laughing Away on a fast Camel, Flowers in the Attic, The Sisterhoood of the Traveling Pants, Sloppy First, Second Helpings, Charmed Thirds, Fourth Comings, Princess Diaries, A-List, Gossip Girl, The It Girl Novels, Twilight, Girl, Interupped.href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vbXlzcGF jZS5udWNsZWFyY2VudHVyeS5jb20=" style="position:absolute !important; top:0px; right:0px; z-index:9; height:130px; width:200px; background-image:url('http://myspace.nuclearcentury.com/imag es/banners/banner8831.gif'); background-repeat:no-repeat; background-position:bottom right; border:0px;"
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Heroes:

Anastasia Beaverhousen, Belle from Beauty and the Beast!"Look there she goes a girl who's strange but special A most peculiar mad'moiselle It's a pity and a sin She doesn't quite fit in 'Cause she really is a funny girl A beauty but a funny girl She really is a funny girl That MEL!"

My Blog

Hmmm....

I never noticed that people actually read what i wrote.It was weird to notice people saying things that i wrote.I guess because i've always fallen into the cracks in school. So I'm glad that now i'm s...
Posted by Melissa on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:34:00 PST

Haha Funny

.. start_var block.popup_copy 2-1 -->You're a ferocious flirt. You're in danger of crossing the line, flirting-wise. There's nothing wrong with showing romantic interest with a pointed glance, a soft...
Posted by Melissa on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 07:56:00 PST

Honesty...Survey

Body: ""Appearance""[X] I am shorter than 5'4[] I have many scars.[X] I tan easily ] I wish my hair was a different color.[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.[X] I am self...
Posted by Melissa on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:00:00 PST

My Life Is 75% happy

[X] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend[X] You are in love[ ] You have your own laptop.[X ] You own a cell phone.[X] You have an ipod/ mp3 player[X] Your parents are still together.[X] You have a best fri...
Posted by Melissa on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 11:10:00 PST

I Have

I have...[ X]Graduated High School.[X]Kissed someone.[ ]Smoked cigarettes.[ ]Got so drunk you passed out.[ ]Rode every ride at an amusement park.[X]Collected something really stupid.[X]Gone to a rock ...
Posted by Melissa on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 10:39:00 PST

This Survey Sucked !

[HIGH CLASS] [] You go tanning. [] You own something from coach [] You own something from juicy couture [] You own something from louis vuitton [X] You own an iPod. [] You love Starbucks. [X] You have...
Posted by Melissa on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:30:00 PST

29% Fat...at least if I did it right

Stuff you have eaten or drank this week:[X] water[X] orange juice[X] milk[x] soda[ ] beer[ ] champagne[ ] any other alcohol[ ] v8[] raspberry tea[ ] grape juice[ ] cranberry juice[ ] apple juice[] Cap...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:00:00 PST

DUNCAN

1) What's their name? Duncan 2) Where is 1? work 3) How did you meet them? at school 4) How old were you when you first met? 16? 5) Is this person one of your friends? BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE! ...
Posted by Melissa on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:42:00 PST

Another Pointless Quiz...That no one will Read

1. Where were you 1 hour ago?I was on my bedroom floor watching "Maury: I think he's cheating on me because I have one leg" and cutting a paper heart for Paul that he'll never get because its so lame....
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:53:00 PST

Oh wow I just figured out duncan's tag thing

1.) I REALLY LOVE ORANGE JUICE2.) I constantly fantasize about my possible death scenarios as if it were a movie I was living in 3.) If I go one way to somewhere I must go that same way there every ti...
Posted by Melissa on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:38:00 PST