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Mo!!y

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About Me

I'm a silly bastard and I try to surround myself with people that know how to laugh and don't take themselves too seriously. Proud member of the Slick Squid Cocktail Society. I don't wear makeup. I smoke, swear, giggle and shotgun beer and I enjoy raping and pillaging my friends via the Wii. I love my job and my life and my friends and especially my boyfriend who is the sweetest person I've ever met and I have yet to get into a serious argument with. Oh and for those of you who don't know, I live with Haze now. The party's ON, bitches.

My Interests

I enjoy long walks in the park, sushi, dogs named after famous people (such as Steve McQueen), making out with my hot ass boyfriend, skateboards, laughing at boners, sinister animals, putting post-it notes everywhere, governmental conspiracies, UFC, people that don't end sentences with prepositions, relieving myself in kitty litter, Civil War facial hair, caramel macchiatos, 'tards

I'd like to meet:

Guys who think with their brain instead of their wang and gals that aren't batshit crazy, if they still exist. People that thrive on making other people happy and aren't worried about breaking a nail. Anyone who loves being in love! I get along with everybody, really, except for racists and ppl hoo rItE lIkE tHiS n tink rap muzik is da bes EVAR.

Music:

THE CLASH, Led Zeppelin, Atmosphere, Operation Ivy, Heart, RATM, The Misfits, The Who, Patti Smith, Cream, Bad Religion, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ben Harper, Lower Class Brats, Rancid, Hole, Dead Kennedys, AC/DC, Sublime, Marley, Motorhead, The Devotchkas, Fiona Apple, GG Allin, Garbage, Guns n Roses, Joan Jett, The Ramones, Screeching Weasel, The Beltones, No Doubt, Motley Crue, Lars Frederickson and the Bastards, Angry Samoans, Alice Cooper, Anti-Heroes, Billy Idol, Black Sabbath, Blondie, Whitesnake, The Donnas, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, Metallica, The Offspring, Reel Big Fish,Basically anything I can rock out to.Also, anyone that listens to rap should be shot.

Movies:

Almost Famous, Scarface, Rocky IV, The Big Lebowski, Braveheart, Memento, The Royal Tennenbaums, The People vs. Larry Flynt, The Boondock Saints, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, all four Indiana Jones movies (well maybe not Temple of Doom), and of course porn.

Television:

I don't have cable, thank god. The only thing that I really miss is Adult Swim, but I own every season of Family Guy and The Boondocks so I do okay.

Books:

Pride and Prejudice, Wuthering Heights, War and Peace, Catcher in the Rye, The Sound and the Fury, Jane Eyre, Brave New World, Les Miserables, The Bell Jar, The Fountainhead, anything by Vonnegut. Hell, I'll read anything that isn't a romance novel.

My Blog

so about last night....

I kinda had an impromptu party at my house. Yesterday was Ryan's birthday.  I called him and wished him a happy birthday and asked him what his plans were.  He told me that he didn't really ...
Posted by Mo!!y on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 08:37:00 PST

my living situation, for clarification purposes

So I mentioned that my house is awesome in the last blog, but failed to explain why.  Haze and I live on General Mouton, a few blocks away from the Bulldog.  Directly across the street lives...
Posted by Mo!!y on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 05:02:00 PST

this is my cloud nine

So last night was pretty typical.  During the day Justin and I drove all over town taking care of errands and afterwards we ended up at my house.  The crew (Leon, Steve, Etienne, Charles, Au...
Posted by Mo!!y on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 07:00:00 PST

the Radiohead/The Police/Elvis Costello road-trip

SATURDAY - 5/17/08 So I've decided to start a blog in Microsoft Word and keep it up over the trip to Houston/Austin.  When I get back to town I'll post it.  It's 9:06 am right now and I'm no...
Posted by Mo!!y on Fri, 23 May 2008 11:39:00 PST

this may be the funniest thing Ive ever seen

It's slightly fucked up, but more than that it's hilarious.  When I read the section titled "Reasoning" it was almost like someone read my mind verbatim.  Anyone who whines about the fact th...
Posted by Mo!!y on Fri, 02 May 2008 02:28:00 PST

so I just found out how tall I actually am

I'm 5'6!   I've been sitting around all these years thinking that I was 5'4 thanks to my parent's yardstick thats nailed to the wall, but lo and behold, I am taller.  Kudos to Justin wi...
Posted by Mo!!y on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:34:00 PST

fuck it, heres another one

Your most recent ex is walking on the side of the road, what do you do?Pick him up and bring him to my house for the Guitar Hero Battle of the Century When is the last time you wanted to punch someone...
Posted by Mo!!y on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 06:07:00 PST

the genius and total relevance of Charles Bukowski

For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditi...
Posted by Mo!!y on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 03:44:00 PST

this is what I do at work

Who was the last person you hung out one-on-one with?That's a tough one since I'm always around a ton of people...I guess Justin. Do you think you're funny?I'm fucking hilarious, thank you. How do you...
Posted by Mo!!y on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 04:15:00 PST

and while I’ve got this angry vibe going....

THOM YORKE IS A FAG.   Get over it.
Posted by Mo!!y on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 08:32:00 PST