The funniest thing I’ve heard all week. |
"I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie " - the internet
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 19:41:00 GMT |
doin it for johnny... |
Last night I won the Best Partial Beard category at the Pure Beard Fury/ B.T.U.S.A. First Annual South Louisiana Beard and Moustache Rodeo.Technichally that makes me state champion. Technically.Kickas...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 02:46:00 GMT |
Must be goin around... |
Seems like everyone's having a shitty day.I wish I could buy the world a round or two.
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:40:00 GMT |
Dr. Feelgood |
I love my friends. I just had a conversation with one of my favorite people in the world (you know who you are). It's wonderful when good karma comes back around.Never miss a chance to say "I love you...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 19:11:00 GMT |
You guys... |
I have a lot of hot friends. Awesome.
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:49:00 GMT |
Hard to do... |
So I have to get rid of my pooches. This is a very hard thing for me to do. Emmerson's goin to my folks' place but I have yet to find a home for Apple. For those of you who haven't met her, she's a 1 ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 May 2008 14:51:00 GMT |
Stomp. Holler. Repeat. |
Spent close to 15 hours in and around the studio yesterday. All of you old Black Rats fans are gonna LOVE The Howdies.
Next show is May 24th at Cafe Cottage. Bring dancin shoes.
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 22:41:00 GMT |
Huh... |
So this is pretty strange. I’ve been in a good mood today and am realizing how long it’s been since my last good mood. Being happy is kind of unnerving.
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:54:00 GMT |
Misfortune and it’s impact on my face. |
So.Many of you have been privy to the recent demise of my rather magnificent beard on new years eve. I regret to inform you that there's been another casualty.This morning, whilst trimming my favorite...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 12:23:00 GMT |
Here it comes again... |
Looks like I'm about to start my next cycle of insomnia. If anyone's bored between the hours of 2 and 7 am, call a dude.
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 13:36:00 GMT |
