alexandra

I'd like to meet:

one of those extremely annoying people who have to one up you every time you open your mouth. because you always feel compelled to one up them back, and if this goes on long enough, you would have to start lying to them, and at some point your lies would become so profound you would start worrying about that person finding out that you lied (how embarrassing)so you would have to start accomplishing these things to protect yourself from impending mortification. and down the road, you would have become a successful, accomplished individual, all thanks to the extremely annoying one up guy.