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Mr. L.A.

About Me

Hey my name is Mark, and I am a Sophmore at UCR where I am a business major. Thats right I am on the verge of building one of the greatest business empires this world has ever seen. Anybody who knows anything about me knows I love three sports: baseball, football, and basketball. My three favorite teams are the Dodgers, Rams, and Lakers respectively. I have been coined as the "TV King", because of my obsession with watching it so dam much. Speaking of Kings I am the King of Scattegories no one will ever be successful at dethroning me because I contain more knowledge than Wikipedia. I am also obsessed with titles such as Sir, Mr., Dr. I probably wont get the Dr. title, because I don't want to go to school forever, bu sources indicate that the Queen is contemplating knighting me so I can get the Sir. Some people also see me as the greatest investigative journalist since Louis Lane. I always break news before the networks do, because I am an insider. One other thing I love is mystery and suspense. I want to solve the mystery of a lifetime like they did in the Da Vinci Code or National Treasure, because it would be the adventure of a liftime.Isn't Coach Mora the funniest... width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

I enjoy riveting discussions about any and everything. I love to watch sports and talk,debate, and play them. Oh yeah, and Making it Rain.

I'd like to meet:

Larry David- He might be the bald asshole but you have to admit hes right on a lot of issuesSir Ian Mckellen- He is a great actor, and was knighted by the Queen.Harrison Ford- The worlds greatest actorWebster- My first dogNatalie Portman- The prettiest girl in HollywoodGeorge Lucas- Creator of the trilogy, and my favorite character, Darth Vader.Annie Duke- The only poker player to beat Phil HellmuthShaq- Because he is the DieselTory Holt- To see the Big Game live Tupac- To ask how he feels about corrupting yound minds.Robert E. Lee- The greatest General in history. One mistake may have cost him the Civil War, but the South was impossibly outnumbered. He was a great strategist.Eric Cartman.Mussolini- The Father of Fascism.Peyton Manning's wife (You know why).Salamon WilcoxThe Coach Jim Mora.Most of all anybody with real opinions.

Music:

Not a big fan of contemporary music. I hate anarchist music. I am old-fashioned and prefer classical music but the NBA on NBC theme song will always have a place in my heart. John Williams is the greatest musician of all time. If you have ever seen a good movie then you have listened to his music. I also like Randy Newman the writer of my favorite song "I Love LA".

Movies:

STAR WARS- The Empire Strikes Back is the greatest movie of all time. So much happens.The Patriot.The Adventures of Indiana Jones.Saving Private Ryan.Batman Begins.Troy.V for Vendetta.X-men.SuperMan.Little Big League.Good Will Hunting.

Television:

Curb your Enthusiasm- This is the greatest show of all time. It's not tv its HBO.ESPN- as long as it has to do with the big three sports wise.Seinfeld.Desperate Housewives.Saved by the Bell.Dawson's Creek.Smallville.Band of Brothers.Beverly Hills 90210.Family Guy.South Park.Late Show with David Letterman.Inside the NFL.Entourage.

Books:

All Harry Potter BooksBooks about philosphopyI also read the newspaper when I am at home, because I actually care what is going on in the world.

Heroes:

Larry DavidVin Scully- the greatest play by play announcer of all time.Vincent Kennedy Mcmahon- He is an economic genius. He defeated billionaire Ted Turner in the wrestling business. How would a millionaire beat a billionaire. Mr. Mcmahon says "To beat a billionaire, you have to become a billionaire".Lord Monty