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Brucely Willis

I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask ano

About Me

Just call me "Laidback Chillaxia"...'cause, as an aquarius and, just because of who I am, nothing ever gets me worked up or excited. Except for maybe, some hot dude action Chuck Bronson style.....Pretty much I'm into Haribo Gummi bears, Jameson Whiskey and Irish Beer, and X-Box Live so ladies, there's the way into my heart, or pants. (if you're a filthy pirate hooker born from Whore Island) My ultimate goal is to have fulfilled my Mantasy within the next 5-6 years. That would be working for National Geographic or a similar organization that would allow me to frequently travel the globe in a quest to learn all that this vast planet has to offer. I'd also like to be the most awesomest dude ever. One that's sooo rad, even Lou Diamond Phillips wacks off to my Magazine covers.... I edited my profile at MSdump.com , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

Trying to deplete the world's supply of Jameson one bottle at a time...Not giving a fuck about anyone else's petty shit, breeding salamanders for illegal underground streetfights, finding, knowing, and being everything in life that I deem "awesome" Hating pirates and furthering the Ninja revolution

I'd like to meet:

Someone who'll give me millions and/or billions of dollars for no reason at all. Or ninjas who want to train me and make me part of their clan.

Music:

Metal, Classic Rock, Rap, Hip-Hop, and most definitely not anything EMO or any of that pussy shit on the radio nowadays...

Movies:


how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen

Television:

Rescue Me, Scrubs, The Shield, House, The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Reno 911, Stella, The State, and basically all of the Adult Swim shows on Cartoon Network and a plethora of Nick Jr. stuff.

Books:

Neil Strauss, Hunter S. Thompson, Chuck Paluhniak, Ernest Hemingway, H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King...if you haven't read any books by these authors you are missing out!!

Heroes:

My own personal hero is me. Because I am a glorious bastard and I'm totally in love with myself.Paintball

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My Blog

"La Historie De Storytal" Chapter 1

So as most great stories often start, this one shall be no different.    No shit, there I was........  ear deep in pussy, breathing life through a dirty rectum.  (thanks Step...
Posted by Brucely Willis on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 04:05:00 PST

Oracion a Sancte Mìchael

Oracion a Sancte Mìchael Sancte MÌchael Archangele, defende nos in proelio contra nequÌtiam et insÌdias diaboli esto presÌdium. Imperet illi Deus, supplices deprecemur: tuque, princeps milÌtie celesti...
Posted by Brucely Willis on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 05:01:00 PST

But he was still Trogdoooooooooooor!!!!

Greatest metal song of all time courtesy of a mexican lucho libre named Strong Bad.  It does wonders when life has got you feeling down.....Pay close attention when the squeadlies and the deedlie...
Posted by Brucely Willis on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:56:00 PST

I never regretted joining the military.....till now

You remember all that bullshit the recruiters and AFN commercials would tell you about how easy it is to find a job after your military service?  (Those that have served or are serving right now ...
Posted by Brucely Willis on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:47:00 PST

Something that we have lived....and unfortunately, died for

The Infantryman's CreedI am the Infantry.I am my country's strength in war,her deterrent in peace.I am the heart of the fight-wherever, whenever.I carry America's faith and honoragainst her enemies.I ...
Posted by Brucely Willis on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 04:54:00 PST

On the eve of coming home

I'm really looking forward to this weekend.  Partly because it's my last chance to go out and have a really great time with some of the amazing friends that I've made in the last four years, whic...
Posted by Brucely Willis on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:23:00 PST

"Manly Man Love" or "How I Learned to Kiss a Guy in One Night."

Soooooo.....I'm sure your heart is racing at this point, and you're dying to know what the hell I'm talking about.  I'm talking about Escape Artists Never Die.  He's on my top 8.  If&nb...
Posted by Brucely Willis on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 04:55:00 PST

Patrick Swayze

So the other night I caught Patrick Swayze on tv chilling out with no shirt on.  Now this was also the "80's Swayze"  ie: Roadhouse era.  Anways, I made the comment to a friend of mine ...
Posted by Brucely Willis on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:45:00 PST

SSG Melvin, SSG Swanson, SPC Hsia

Unfortunately within the last month all three of these soldiers lives have been tragically cut short.  I knew Hsia only professionally but, from what everyone has been saying about him, I re...
Posted by Brucely Willis on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 10:53:00 PST

Stinky Guyblow Iraqcarty

What a name huh?  Nevermind.  Just be glad it's not YOUR nickname.  Anywho, here is a couple of things to ponder over. THE ULTIMATE GUY TEST Q:  What are the only 3 kinds of painti...
Posted by Brucely Willis on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 10:10:00 PST