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El Gordo Guapo

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?

About Me

I am a Conquerer not just a survivor. I am of doughy physique. Hopefully for not too long. Probably the nicest guy you'll ever meet. "I don't know anyone who doesn't like you" Danny. I am extremely shy, too shy for my own good. I like to do many things, like being cool. Really it's harder than you think to keep this level of coolness. I am as cool as a cucumber on an iceberg in antartica, chillin. I love my job, the people I work with. I never thought I'd be there after six years, but I still enjoy going to work everyday. If you know me then you know there's a ton more I can say. If you don't know me just ask away.

My Interests

I am what you call a burrito architect. Don't forget the Beans.

I'd like to meet:

El Grande Frijole--Pancho Villa.

Music:

Music has been an integral part of my life. I basically already have my life's soundtrack. I listen to everything except rap, which I believe is eubonics for crap. I don't consider myself punk, hardcore, or metal but I like the music. I also listen to a lot of Spanish music, because that is what I was raised on. So here is a small list of bands that really have had an actual effect on the way I live life today NUFAN, Slick Shoes, Blink, Finch, Senses Fail, The Get Up Kids(RIP), Fenix Tx(Raised from the dead), Denver Harbor, Name Taken, NFG, Insufficyent FundsLos Tigres Del Norte, Duelo, Los Reyes Del Camino, La Costumbre, Intocable, Juan Gabriel(Arriba Juarez), Vicente Fernandez, Los Huracanes, Los Rieleros.

Movies:

A Day Without A Mexican, Party Animalz, Por Mis Pistolas,(anything Cantinflas) Bruce Almighty,

Television:

UFC, Scrubs

Books:

Beans, Frijoles, Legumes----101 ways to cook beans without all the flatulence

Heroes:



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My Blog

Ain’t no friend like a dog

So I read this story about how a dog stood near his owner for two weeks after he had commited suicide out in a desolate field.  It was shown that Cash had survived by eating mice.  Don't kno...
Posted by El Gordo Guapo on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 11:07:00 PST