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About Me

I love music.
Go 80's!
What up? Im Paul. I am sarcastic, I enjoy a drink now and again, I make bad choices and enjoy every second of them. I am what the Japanese call "Single", which is Latin for "Without a girl". People tell me I am funny. I dont get offended ever. If you somehow manage to do so, I will highfive you. I love my friends more than life itself. Life has gotten crazier, so lets hope it stays that way. I am in a constant one upping battle with everyone I know.
RANDOM FACTS ABOUT PAUL -
I am left handed.
I loathe smoking.
I am beyond terrified of bees.
I hsve yet to meet anyone in my life that didnt dislike me at some point in the past. - Traslation, it takes a while to get used to me.
I am the worlds best cuddler.
I have been told by every single optometrist I have ever been to that my eyes are perfectly symmetrical, which they say is very rare.
I have almost/should have died atleast 4 times, that I can think of off the top of my head. Somehow I didnt.
All of these are not only 100% true, but they are me.
Want to know more dumb info that is trapped in my head? Want to hear a crazy fucking story that is completly true? Just ask me, and ye shall receive....

My Interests

I am a sucker for girls with hot eyes. I watch more movies than anyone else on earth. I am a music nazi.

I'd like to meet:

A girl that likes me as much as I like her, while at the same time is actually sane. Is that too much?

Music:

I have recently decided that the bands on here were all from one genre, and I listen to WAY more than just that. Yes, I love hardcore. Yes I love Metal. But I listen to a lot lot lot more than that. So my current favorites are as follows, in no particular order. Adams band (Asphodel right now, but that wont stay), Shai Hulud, Jimmy Eat World, 2Pac, Behemoth, Blood for Blood, All American Rejects, OLD Bone Thugs and Harmony, Wojciech Kilar, Between the Buried and Me, Chopin, Cream, Minus the Bear, Shutdown, The Sound of Animals Fighting, Foo Fighters, Journey, Pelican, A Silver Mt Zion, Brand New, Frank Sinatra, RadioHead These Arms are Snakes, Botch, REAL Dillinger Escape Plan (Not the new shit, Dillinger is was and always will be Chris and Ben), Mogwai, Danny Elfman, Battles, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Mogwai, Explosions in the Sky, DeVotchKa, A Perfect Circle, Sigur Ros, Spiritualized, The Mouth of the Architect, The Mars Volta (although their new album sucks), Every Time I Die. That should give you a pretty good idea.

Movies:

ZOMBIES.

...and movies like this

Television:

I dont watch tv. You should try it.

Books:

Pretty much all i really do is read. Seriously. I have read a few books in my short life. Reading Catch 22 currently, and after that its onto The Bible According to Mark Twain. Both are funny as hell, and mock everything left and right, which this world could use more of. Other faves include Gilgamesh, What Dreams May Come, Dantes Inferno, Paradise Lost, and anything else that is amazing. Some authors include Poe, Hunter Thompson, Bret Easton Ellis, Richard Matheson, Washington Irving, Franz Kafka, Milton, Plato, Homer, Chaucer, Neitzche, thats enough, I think you get where I am going...

Heroes:

My mom.

My Blog

heres my new one... go

Ok, so I have 2 for tonight. This is my new one, and I have been working on it a lot recently. Its going to confuse a lot of you, but hopefully the majority of ya'll figure it out sooner or later... ...
Posted by That one guy on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 03:20:00 PST

some of y’all might know this one...

So I started a short story a few months back, and have yet to really do much on it, but here is the first part of it. I havent edited it at all, but having just reread it, there are a few things I wan...
Posted by That one guy on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:15:00 PST

Quick "Random Ranting" update.

So remember back to that sunny day that you read the other thing I posted about how we are all fucked? Remember the thing I told you about how there was a rich kid running for state office? Well, here...
Posted by That one guy on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:47:00 PST

Drunken Ranting..

So Im semi-buzzed, listening to my AWESOME 80's mix, and kind of in the mood to rant about shit. Im literally going to write, no editing, and see where this keyboard and pint-glass of scotch will take...
Posted by That one guy on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:29:00 PST

Aurora...

So I have yet another one to go on.. enjoy. I had to go out to Aurora yesterday, and long have known that it is one of the worst places in Colorado, but I have to ...
Posted by That one guy on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 04:51:00 PST

2 Recent Experiences

Ok ya'll, heres another one for you. It's 4 am, I have RAGING insomnia, again, and I feel like just talking. So work has been going, I have had...
Posted by That one guy on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 03:54:00 PST

Random Ranting..

Alright, here goes.. So I have thinking a lot about life, and society and things of that nature that I always seem to reflect upon, and it seems as though I have fully decided that the world is fucked...
Posted by That one guy on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 06:07:00 PST

um, im not really sure...

im literally just writing. im not really sure what about, i simply havent written a new one of these in a while, and thought it best that i did. so my apt is looking far better than i ever could have ...
Posted by That one guy on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 07:46:00 PST

holy fuckin shit!

so here i am, laying in bed, and in less than 2 weeks, im going to have my own place. im both outrageously excited, and fucking terrified. why is it that any change in my life, makes me cower like a s...
Posted by That one guy on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 01:40:00 PST

jesus christ

Jesus Christ, that's a pretty faceThe kind you'd find on someone that could saveIf they don't put me awayWell, it'll be a miracleDo you believe you're missing outThat everything good is happening some...
Posted by That one guy on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 10:46:00 PST