Stewie for President

Vote for Stewie at Vote for Stewie.com Blast! I'm so damn sick of those Simpson rugrats ruling the White House. I'm only here for one thing…Total World Domination! Well, and maybe to kill Lois…Damn that vile woman! Ok, ok, TWO things! Omnipotence…gotta get me some of that. Gimme the White House, dammit! If I win, let's have a sexy party! Victory is Mine! This campaign simulation is a creation of the New Organizing Institute's summer campaign boot camp attendees. Our candidate, Stewie, faces tough challenges from many other candidates – various Simpsons characters that are clearly inferior to our beloved Stewie. Still, competition amongst the teams is tough, and Homer, Marge and the gang cannot come out on top! Our goal is to get as many people as possible to register to vote for Stewie for President (and World Ruler, of course). So please, if you could, help us out by giving us your name, e-mail and ZIP Code above. We promise not to bother you after Sunday, June 8, 2007, or to release your information to anyone else. This is purely a fun simulation, but we are locked in strict competition with the inhabitants of Springfield. So please, register, enjoy the Stewie-dom and make Victory ours!Vote for Stewie.com