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The Jack-Off All Trades

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About Me

A day in my life : Wake up next to my future wife. Kick ass, take names and stack em' 10-high. Then I usually fly up into the sky and threaten to punch God right in his mouth. After that, it's just me upholding my title as "The Worlds' Strongest Millionare" No big deal . . . . Iron Man Exclusive Trailer
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My Interests

Weight Training, Basketball, Wiffleball, Volleyball, Carpentry, Various arts, Poker, Video Games, Cooking, Eating, Sleeping, Standing, Walking, Running, Jumping, Hiking, Outdoors, Biking, Swimming, Frisbee, Hacky-sack, Chilling, Breathing, Laughing, Smiling, Showering and World Domination!

I'd like to meet:

Luke Skywalker, Julia Child, The Cookie Monster,Jack Black, The guy who invented the Chia-Pet, Danny Glover,Christopher Guest, Will Ferrel , my clone,Alton Brown, someone who hates me, Jim Gaffegan, Dave Chapelle, Betty Crocker, Jonny-five and eventually my maker.

Music:

Multi-Faceted , Too many to mention. There's just so much shitty music to sift through, who has time? And yes, I hate country music. Dear god I hate it. . . .

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, Fist of Legend, Legend of Drunken Master, Legend,The Big Lebowski, Iron Monkey, Akira, Ninja Scroll, Team America,Waiting for Guffman, Dumb and Dumber, Big Trouble in Little China, Princess Bride, Sin City, 16 Blocks, Lord of the Rings, Crash, BatMan Begins, Jackass, Grave of the Fireflies, Edward Scissorhands, Waiting, Milo and Otis, BladeRunner, 300, Hero, Napolian Dynamite, Mystery Men, HellBoy and the list goes on and on .. . .

Television:

Food Network, Discovery Channel,The Simpsons, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Myth Busters, Adult Swim, Animal Planet and the rest is worthless.

Books:

Healthy Living, Almost Vegetarian, Yoga Tai-Chi Massage and Natural Healing Remedies, Tao of Jeet Kune Do, Big-uns, Anarchists CookBook.

Heroes:

Biggles, Danny Glover, Master Cheif, Ken Masters, Bruce Lee, He-Man, Frank Castle,My Girlfreind and anyone who stays positive and can make people laugh and smile.

My Blog

Possibly the best rap lyrics ever written in my opinion. .

[Pep Love]   "Trinity Lost"This is a terrific tale Of fiction and factDepiction and confliction, backWhen your religion was original Didn't you know There was a shepherd He had three sons A ...
Posted by The Jack-Off All Trades on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 03:37:00 PST