Wiccked s|x {Matt} - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I went to the doctor and it turns out I have a rare disorder called Penisphobia.
If I see any penis or read the word too often I flip out and kill people around me.
I never remember what I did but the doctor gave me a note in case it happens.
I'm also unable to view my myspace profile because of this cruel disorder.
I just wanted you all to know this so you don't do something stupid and end up responsible for unnecessary deaths.
*ps if you don't think this is a real disorder google it*

No talking during the film!

What is Love? (Click Here for the Answer!)

My Interests

Cars, Computers, People, Animals, Music, Movies, the Pot, Literature, School, Jujitsu, and Food.....not in that order.

I'd like to meet:

Fear

Pride

Pain

Ninjas, Artists, DJs, and Musicians. People from the Portland/Vancouver area. Funny and nice people. I don't like people who take myspace too seriously!

Music:

I enjoy all music and art.

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Daredevil, and March Of The Penguins totally Roxors Ur Boxors.......Aliens is cool too. I HATE all movies with penis in them.

Television:

Meerkat Manor

Books:

dem readie squares?

Heroes:

Ninjas, Martin Luther King Jr. Oh and this guy........

My Blog

True story

Let me tell you a true story.I bought a high pressure shower head and installed it.I was taking a shower and loving how well this shower head performed.Turning to the side, picking up a bar of soap th...
Posted by Wiccked s|x {Matt} on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:17:00 PST

General Mayhem

WARNING, THIS BLOG IN NO WAY REFLECTS THE ACTUAL VIEWS OF TOM, MATT or MYSPACE! WHILE PRESENTED BY US, WE DO NOT ENDORSE ITS CONTENT! THANK YOU Tom There's an insidious new pl...
Posted by Wiccked s|x {Matt} on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 03:43:00 PST

Old Tom

The last time I checked my powers of nerdiness were ranked Shift-X in the X-men role playing players handbook.....I'm often compared to Daredevil.....except not blind. Oh, I'm cooler....not quite...
Posted by Wiccked s|x {Matt} on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 03:42:00 PST

JESUS IS COMING......

HIDE THE BONG! Discuss........
Posted by Wiccked s|x {Matt} on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 03:14:00 PST