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About Me

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Well, I am 23, I skateboard, I love skateboarding, I love music, I love milk, I love photography, I love cinematography, I love Seattle, I love life, I love comedy movies, I love sunsets, I love Red Robin, I love cheesecake, I love candy, I love me some garlic mashed taters, I love Diet Mountain Dew, BUT most of all, I LOVE MY AMAZING GIRLFRIEND, JESSICA!!!
Skater Quiz Skaters Only
What is your favorite Skate Shoe? Lakai Howard Selects, Vans Skate Hi, Vans Era
What is your favorite Board? 8" E.B. shop deck
What is your favorite Truck? (on a skateboard) Thunder
What is your favorite Bearing? Bones Swiss
What is your favorite Wheel? 53mm Hubba/Accel/Bones
What is your favorite Company? Girl/Chocolate
What is your favorite Griptape? Jessup
Who is your favorite Skater? Mike Carroll, Rick Howard, Dennis Busenitz, Raymond Molinar, Danny Garcia, Chad Tim Tim, Guy Mariano, Marc Johnson, Daewon Song, Kenny Anderson, Anthony Pappalardo, Brian Anderson, Jason Dill, Joey Brezinski, Cooper Wilt, Brad Staba, Rick McCrank, Eric Koston, Geoff Rowley, Heath Kirchart, Jamie Thomas, Cairo Foster, Justin Strubing, Alex Olsen
What kind of cut do you have in your boards grip? (straight line, curved, none) nada
What color is your Griptape? Black
What is your favorite skate video? Skate More, Yeah Right, A Time To Shine, Splash, First Love, Modus Operandi, Bag of Suck, S.T.D.
What kind of drink do you drink while skating? Vitamin Water, Diet Mountain Dew
Do you skate in pants or shorts more often? levi's 501s, 514 slim fits
What is your favorite skating video game? Tony Hawk 4
Whats your favorite skate shop in town? Extremely Board - representin'
Whats your favorite skate shop out of town? Anti-Social
Whats your favorite skate shop online? ?ebay?
Whats your favorite trick? F/s Tailslides, Nollie Flips, Fakie 5-0s, B/s Bluntslides, fake flips, b/s nosegrinds, fakie nosegrinds, front boards, wallrides, polejams, full cabs
Whats your favorite skatepark? Shoreline, Mercer, Sammamish, Vancouver Skate Plaza
Whats your favorite skate spot? seattle center, downtown seatte, downtown vancouver, gasworks, garfield
What style of skater are you? (vert, street, or tech) Shred the GNAR!
Jean Pants or Cargo Pants? jeans!!!
Jean shorts, Dickie shorts, or Cargo shorts? cut off chinos or cords
What is your decks width? 8.0 or You Are Stooooooopid!
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My Interests

hanging out with JESSICA!!! SKATEBOARDING, cinematography, photography, chillin with the homies, getting hassled non-stop for skateboarding by the POLICIA and the rent-a-PIGS!!!

I'd like to meet:

just friends, cuz i already have met the woman of my dreams!!! ;) Anyone who is down to skate, whatever, whenever!!!

Music:

jimi hendrix, the moody blues, the beatles, james brown, bill withers, al green, marvin gaye, david bowie, the ramones, bob dylan, the clash, billy idol, billy joel, heart, rolling stones, simon and garfunkle, rush, nirvana, blue oyster cult, ac/dc, e.l.o., bob seger, bruce springsteen, interpol, weezer, the grass roots, johnny cash, CCR, THE WHOTake On Me by A-Ha
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Movies:

White & Nerdy

"Weird Al" Yankovic's music video from his new album "Straight Outta Lynwood" (in stores Sept. 26) The Prestige, Wayne's World, Waiting, The Pursuit of Happyness, 40 year old virgin, dumb and dumber, office space, scarface, old school, gladiator, wedding crashers, anchorman, the last samaurai, the bourne identity/supremacy, fast times at ridgemont high, the breakfast club, the rock, pulp fiction, forrest gump, saving private ryan, mallrats, man on fire, the austin powers trilogy, Star Wars Trilogy(and the new ones)*skate videos* = YEAH RIGHT, SKATE MORE, FIRST LOVE, BAKER 3, NEW BLOOD, really sorry, sane, dying to live, sight unseen, in bloom, free your mind, misled youth, art bars, port moody blues, thrill of it all, the end

Television:

that 70's show, roseanne, friends, family guy, seinfeld, beavis and butthead, chapelle's show

Books:

thrasher magazine, napalm and silly putty by george carlin, any skateboarding magazine, the dictionary..

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Heroes:

***HERMAN ANDREW MOZEE III***, Howard Stern, George Carlin, Eric Koston, Edgar Martinez, Michael Jordan, Martin Luther King, Jr., Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, and ***GEOFF FUCKING ROWLEY!!!***

My Blog

i'm now a criminal!!!

well, i went to court today for my trial, and my lawyer did a hell of a job, making the testifying cop look like a jackass and a lying moron!!! but that wasn't enough to impress judge judy!!!&nb...
Posted by Austin Max on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

judgement day!!!

tuesday i have my "trial" for my bullshit court case!!! in case you didn't know, read my past blogs about me being arrested for skateboarding!!! WISH ME LUCK!!! I HAVE A FEELING THAT...
Posted by Austin Max on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ME AND MOZEE"S B-DAY BASH!!!

wow last night was so crazy!!! mozee and i had a party to celebrate both of our b-days and it was amazing!!! carazy times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! soon are coming the pics!!! dr...
Posted by Austin Max on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FUCK ME......

of course, once again, i am injured!!! a couple months ago i got thoracic strain in my mid-left back!!! well guess what, NOW I HAVE IT IN MY LOWER-RIGHT BACK!!!!!!!! just fucking gra...
Posted by Austin Max on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm gonna skate, god damnit!!! Wish me luck!!!

I'm gonna skate, god damnit!!! Wish me luck!!! I skated for a little bit the other day, but tommorrow is the first real day back skating. Let's hope that all goes well!!!
Posted by Austin Max on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm moving...back to my roots!!!

Well, Sunday, April 24th, I will be moving to North Bend. I am going to go live with my dad and my uncle until I can get my life sorted out. I have been off work for 2 weeks, going on 3, and I am w...
Posted by Austin Max on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fucked over by the man (woman)

so yeah, i went to court today for my arrest for skateboarding in the street in bellevue, and well, the judge was a total bitch. i was just going to plead guilty, and pay the fine, but since the judg...
Posted by Austin Max on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

name biters

i had to change my name cuz i saw a profile of someone who i think is a total douchebag, with a similar name.
Posted by Austin Max on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

judgement day!!!

well, tuesday morning at 9:37am, i have my court date for getting arrested for skateboarding in the streets of factoria. wish me luck!!! hopefully i won't get an asshole judge!!!
Posted by Austin Max on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

YESTERDAY...the worst day of my life!!!

so yeah, i had to wait around all day while other people were filming shit, i was falling everywhere, i ripped open my hand, i got a huge chunk out of the tail of my 2 day old board, i fell somemore o...
Posted by Austin Max on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST