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Jesse

Hope I Die Before I Get Old -Pete Townshend, Living Old Person

About Me

Sorry...just to let you know i that i am a huge South Park fan... but anyway if you were lookin for someone to talk movies you have reached your mecha. I am moving to Canada after college and hoping to get into film someday in someway. Otherwise i'm quiet and like to think of myself as funny but whatever you think of me is what ya think. I could give a damn about my health because dammit unhealthy food is delicious and if i gain a few pounds...(which i nvr do for some odd reason so be it) i'm not training for the olympics...so i like to start my day off with a burger and a crack pipe...sue me. Well if i am not on here i am more than likely watching a movie, playing a video game or hanging out with the love of my life Lena...and my favorite word...Douchenozzle.

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My Interests

Batman, Video Games, classic rock, comedy, wrestling

I'd like to meet:

Bill Murray Christian Bale Christopher Nolan Jack Nicholson Heath Ledger Mark Hamill Michael Keaton Danny Devito

Music:

First anbd foremost The Who before anything else, All old school rap,Matchbox Twenty(The First Band I Ever Loved) Dead Kennedys, Audioslave, Rage Against the Machine, Led Zeppelin, Korn, Black Sabboth, Guns N' Roses, Motorhead, System of a Down, The Doors, ACDC, Megadeth, Slayer, Spinal Tap, Presidents of the United States of America, Genesis, Oasis, The Beatles, Aerosmith, Metallica, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Queens of the Stoneage, The White Stripes, Queen, Soundgarden, Jimi Hendrix and the only real rap I like is Jay-Z

Movies:

Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, Dawn of the Dead(Both versions), Reservoir Dogs, Goodfellas, The Departed, South Park, This Is Spinal Tap Clerks, Caddyshack, 007 Series(Especially the new one) Blues Brothers, GoodFellas, Pulp Fiction, The Warriors, Snakes on a Plane, Office Space, Young Frankenstein, Star Wars, Naked Gun, The Godfather Trilogy, Blazing Saddles, The Muppet Movie(Probably the only kids movie I'll always love)Weapon of choice

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Television:

TNA Impact, WWE Raw and Smackdown and ECW, Mind of Mencia, South Park, X-Play, Da Ali G Show, Attack of the Show, The Daily Show, Cheap Seats, The Muppet Show, Most Stand-Up on Comedy Central

Books:

Naked Pictures of Famous People and America(The Book) by Jon Stewart and The Rise and Fall of ECW

Heroes:

Jon Stewart Steven Colbert Ray Liotta Joe Pesci

My Blog

My Top 10 Music Videos

This is something i have put a lot of thought into...i listened to nobody but myself and now i have finallt completed it and it took me about 3 months to think about...its a secret project i have been...
Posted by Jesse on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:19:00 PST

My Passion and How Its Chnaged in the Last Year

As many of my freinds know and some others, i am a huge movie fan...of all movies, some more than others but i love all genres non the less. But this last year i have gained a love of gangster or ...
Posted by Jesse on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 07:23:00 PST

R.I.P. Audioslave

Why did Chris Cornell have to leave Audioslave....it was a combo of my favorite bands. The only go thing comin out of it is a possible Rage reunion....so Zach de Larocha listen to me...you will reunit...
Posted by Jesse on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:59:00 PST

Best Bond Ever

I have not seen such a great bond movie since Goldfinger. They actually made 007 a human not just a giant pun machine. He's a new agent and he's just learning his trade. Plus my favorite artist Chris ...
Posted by Jesse on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 03:09:00 PST

E-C-W E-C-W

I went to my first wrestling show in la crosse but was going with an expectation of maybe 2 good people to be there. I was pleasntly suprised as I saw CM Punk, Balls Mahooney, Hardcore Holly, Test, To...
Posted by Jesse on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 10:18:00 PST

I May Have Will Power

No matter how much it may pain me I am going to wait for the price drop in the next gen systems. It may take a long fucking time but I'm not going to make the same mistakes I did with my psp and gamec...
Posted by Jesse on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:03:00 PST

Movies of the Summer

This entire summer I have devoted 90f the time watching the movies I have always told myself I would see. After all of them I have to say my favorite was Reservoir Dogs. It keeps you guessing to the e...
Posted by Jesse on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 09:39:00 PST

Motherfuckin Snakes on a Motherfuckin Plane

I've been hiding this from everyone but now I have to let it all out. I WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE SO FUCKING BAD THAT MY ENTIRE MYSPACE WILL BE PLASTERED WITH IT UNTIL I SEE IT. Just wanted you to know t...
Posted by Jesse on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:41:00 PST

I can now convert people to gaming

This weekend I was one of maybe 4 kids in a group of 12 adults on our vacation and what's their favorite vaction past time. Of course, leave your kids at the house and go drinking. Well yesterday when...
Posted by Jesse on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 11:26:00 PST

One of the Greatest nights in Wrestling history

DX has finally returned and is back in original style. Their was slime, midgets and pure disrepect for authority. That's just the DX way of life and if you don't like I and DX have two words for Ya:&n...
Posted by Jesse on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 09:49:00 PST