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My biting wit, omniscience and ability to trap superiors in blood oaths through the use of guile and intimidation has shot me through the ranks of society. Somewhere along the way I was responsible for the Vietnam War, the assassinations of JFK, RFK, MLK, and LLJK, and the election of Richard Nixon. Little is known about my direct involvement in these events, but shipping and billing records recently made public by IBM made apparent that first-borns were demanded and received.

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My Blog

Pepsi: God-Awful Swill

I hate the fact that you cannot go anywhere and get Coke AND Pepsi...you can only get one or the other. Everyone who knows me also knows that I prefer Coke. I don't know what they put into it and I do...
Posted by on Sat, 16 May 2009 16:56:00 GMT

Pat Tillman's Ghost is Haunting Canton

As many of you know, if there is one thing I despise, its incessant hero worship.  No more is this prevelant than in the case of former Arizona Cardinal and currently deceased Army Ranger Pat Tillman....
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 01:45:00 GMT

Coping with PTSD

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) is an anxiety disorder that can develop after exposure to one or more terrifying events that threatened or caused grave physical harm.  This is a very real and ve...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 02:08:00 GMT

Hitler Youth

This story is why I love the human race. Not even the most clever screenwriter in Hollywood could have come up with this scenario for any summer blockbuster ever. Mark Twain is probably spinning in hi...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 08:08:00 GMT

Auto Erotica

A $14-billion emergency bailout for U.S. automakers collapsed in the Senate after the United Auto Workers union refused to accede to demands for swift wage cuts. Good!  Screw those jerks. The Wh...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:39:00 GMT

Bumper Cars

I recently read an article about Jesse Nieto, a civilian employee working aboard Camp LeJeune, N.C. whose personal vehicle is adorned with bumper stickers displaying such catchy slogans as "Islam = Te...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 08:53:00 GMT

What This Election Has Taught Me

The presidential election is almost upon us and I for one cannot wait for it to be over. Elections are sort of like the Olympics, only they go on for months and months. The exciting parts are few and ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 02:55:00 GMT

My Unbiased Review of "The Happening"

It's plants. Thats it. Plants. Plants decide (?) to rise up and kill us with some sort of airborne virus that causes us to commit suicide in horrific ways. But eventually, they stop. There, I just sav...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 14:11:00 GMT

Best of the Best

Thank God for Netflix. Not only can I watch new release films in the comfort of my own room, but I can watch all the guilty pleasure films I want without having to suffer through the shameful stares o...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:13:00 GMT

Well Always Have Nilbog

I can't believe I'm going to miss the movie event of the year, nay, the millenium. http://www.bestworstmovie.com/invasion/ If you live anywhere close to Morgan, Utah (right outside Salt Lake City) and...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 16:37:00 GMT