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Stripes on Bikes

That's how we roll

About Me

We are stripes on bikes... the fearless few. We ride the treacherous streets of "P-Town", with vigor,style,and grace. We yell obscenities in the streets. Are you the dick lickin-choad gobblin, testicle tickling cross-walk cutting of fool we curse at like sailers? huh? are you?! hahaha. swallow it, just wallowlingly saw-wallows. its.

My Interests

bling money cash multiplication standarizing gravity defying fooulish fiendy hearsayers, textures/timesequence similarity relevence

I'd like to meet:

trash talking slang slingin foul mouth parial sentince nonsense careless gangsta ass niggas. no one else.

Music:

RATATAT, underground hip hoe, disco dancing, tom waits, tracy and the plastics, show me the pink, peach cakes, taj mahal, polka, acordian, Daniel Johnston, Muddy Waters, The Faint, Conner OB..RST, Modest Mouse, The DeåD Science, Vivå Voche, The Chårm Pårticles, Against ME, THE CLÅSH, Northern Lite, The Knives, GOLDFRAPP, The Controllers, The Rapture, The Who, The Tubes, dancyness ect

Movies:

someone get a copy of that video tape.. smash the camera ?he Discreå† Charm of the boughausie, Date Movie, Team America, Milo and Otis, Godard, Belligni, John Wå¥n, romåmåntic comedies, Black Snake Moan

Television:

Punky Brewster, Judge Mathis, The Price is RIGHT, Kids in the Hall, Strangers with Candy

Books:

DR SUESS tom robbins, stienbeck, Pippie Goes to Sea, Hans Andersons , Shell Silverstien, I'm OK your, my parents, The Gift of Fear, The Joy of Sex, James and the giant Peach, Harliquin Novels, MaPS, Harry Potter, Mary Poppins Comes Back

Heroes:

scrappers

My Blog

Happy 2008! F-U 07!!

And maybe Bonnie Did Like to fuck. But could anyone See past the glasses and poorly cared for hair to take advantage? Most likely not Which is why she left her number on the bathroom stall wall. writt...
Posted by Stripes on Bikes on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 02:36:00 PST

more to come

Is there such thing as too many questions?
Posted by Stripes on Bikes on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 11:50:00 PST

What Goes Down

Must come up. Sunnyness, don't get sunBurned.
Posted by Stripes on Bikes on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 01:46:00 PST

we have a me down

temporarily. I will be out and about sometime soon hopefully. TEETH BENEFIT round up the bands, there will be a show, I don't want a bridge I want implants, hahahaha. Find them, report back. Much than...
Posted by Stripes on Bikes on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 03:23:00 PST

We had a woman down

Metalhead had her bike destroyed by a car. Figured out how to fix it herself. She is writing a more extensive update on her general well being with all the details. She's in one piece but yo...
Posted by Stripes on Bikes on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 02:35:00 PST

we have a man down

Chad flew threw a windshield. critical condition. think the nicest thoughts you've ever thought about anyone and think them about him.
Posted by Stripes on Bikes on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 02:05:00 PST

21st. and LoveJoy NW

The best bike shop in the world. Go there and no where else. I just took my bike in and apparently the axle and the wheel were not lined up and that is the reason why poor ole Drew took a nasty ass sa...
Posted by Stripes on Bikes on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 12:44:00 PST

Ren's bike DIDNT want to stay away from her

This morning we found my bike locked to Ren's front tire wheel. The bike was gone! Later on in the day it was sitting next to some dog stealing, grandma sodamizing, meth head sitting in Pioneer squar...
Posted by Stripes on Bikes on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 10:53:00 PST

666 suck my dick

Today is supposedly just like any other day. Bre and I went to the bank and then the foodstamps office and I pulled ticked number 266. And I saw the puppy stealing motherfucker that steals things. th...
Posted by Stripes on Bikes on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 12:04:00 PST