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izZy

So this one time I thought to myelf, beef tastes good. Cows eat grass, right? So how do Vegans taste

About Me

Concert........yeah......
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: which one?
Birthday: hmmm........ good question
Birthplace: an illegal artist-loft/industrial rave house (that's not a lie)
Current Location: the dark abyss
Eye Color: depends........ green.......hazel?
Hair Color: usually light brown with some shitty neon color in it
Height: just right
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: white.......Euro-trash
The Shoes You Wore Today: barefoot
Your Weakness: I have none (except wheat, I'm allergic)
Your Fears: that someday I'll have a fear
Your Perfect Pizza: burried in the depths of hell
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to get out of hell
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LIES
Thoughts First Waking Up: who's bed is this?
Your Best Physical Feature: my skeletal system
Your Bedtime: bed........time........?
Your Most Missed Memory: being able to remember memories
Pepsi or Coke: al-key-hal!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Jack in the Crack
Single or Group Dates: are you kidding? I LOVE dating a groups of guys!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: yum........ Splenda
Chocolate or Vanilla: Well, vanilla won't kill me........
Cappuccino or Coffee: I drink my coffee Irish
Do you Smoke: smoke what?
Do you Swear: Fuck no!
Do you Sing: do you want me to?
Do you Shower Daily: I prefer my skin a nice shade of gray
Have you Been in Love: what is this love that you speak of?
Do you want to go to College: I'm in college
Do you want to get Married: I would prefer to have an eternal bed-slave
Do you belive in yourself: Everyone believes in me!
Do you get Motion Sickness: What kind of motion are we talking about?
Do you think you are Attractive: I attract a lot of things..........
Are you a Health Freak: yes. I prefer myself alive
Do you get along with your Parents: yes, they are insane as well
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, it reminds me of my time in the womb
Do you play an Instrument: drums, guitar, bass, piano....... I'm a fast learner, ask anybody
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: red wine
In the past month have you Smoked: smoked.......... what?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: cannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn't remember
In the past month have you gone on a Date: define date......... what counts?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope, I have not visited perguatory lately
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: seeing as I'm still alive, I guess not
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes........ and I loved every morsel of it more than you'll love your children
In the past month have you been on Stage: I danced on stage with a mentally retarded boy a while ago, but I don't think he likes me
In the past month have you been Dumped: I've been dropped, but that's because I fell
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes, in the mountains in Idaho
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: You are nosy......... but yes.
Ever been called a Tease: All the time........ especially when playing "peek-a-boo"
Ever been Beaten up: *whips out egg mixer*
Ever Shoplifted: if I told you, I'd have to kill you
How do you want to Die: I won't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a bit taller
What country would you most like to Visit: something that isn't ruled by a monarch of terrorists
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: if he can even see that's a plus
Favourite Hair Color: for some reason I like either light or dark brown hair
Short or Long Hair: short hair is gross, but long hair gets in the way during se...... conversation
Height: taller than me (which isn't that hard)
Weight: atheletic or normal
Best Clothing Style: he wouldn't wear clothes, he'd be like me!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Indisclosed, thank you!
Number of CDs I own: more than how many times you say "lol!"
Number of Piercings: the number increases!
Number of Tattoos: hard to answer, I'll get back to that one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: mistakes are a part of life, get over it.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
This is my latest creation. If you're wondering, this is what happens when a bi-polar sociopath gets bored. You can expect to see these knockouts in army supply stores near you!
Look, you're already addicted to myspace, let's admit it. Therefore, since you're going to be wasting your time on this stupid site, you might as well waste it by watching something cool.........
These are the movies you should see before you die:
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My Interests


lyrics - megalomaniac

lyrics - majik

My Blog

LOVE AT LAST

I love my Industrial-Strength Industrial Boots.  I'm going to design an action figure of myself in my Industrial Boots.  You will buy many and produce an exemplary revenue because you are am...
Posted by Izzy on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 02:43:00 PST

Grrrrl Scouts

Have you ever heard of the infamous cult known as the "Girl Scouts"?  Their devilish delicacies have probably invaded your mouth more than once.  You probably even have cult members rig...
Posted by Izzy on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 07:44:00 PST

Well...That was fun.

Hello fellow homo-......sapiens....... I feel unclean now that I finally got around to getting a myspace.  Is this how I'm going to be spending my Saturday nights?  My head itches.  I'm...
Posted by Izzy on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 11:06:00 PST