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Cade

My Inner Circle's Helter-Skelter Echos Loving Ecstasy

About Me

I'm Cade, and one day my name will be an adjective so that I wont have to fill these out.

My Interests

Music, snowboarding, guitar, anime, movies, etc.

I'd like to meet:

It would be preaty kickin to meet myself.

Music:

AFI, Avenged Sevenfold, Alkaline Trio, Voltaire, Coheed and Cambria, Thrice, Anti-Flag, Misfits, Pure13, The 69 Eyes, Deftones, Marilyn Manson, Mindless Self Indulgence, A Perfect Circle, Tiger Army, Rancid, Nine Inch Nails, Zeromancer, Tool, Ministry, Yngwie Malmsteen, Sentenced, Dopestars Inc., (Hed)P.E., Infected Mushroom, System of a Down, Endo, KMFDM, Bad Religion, Pantera, CKY, HIM, [Error], A Perfect Circle, The Bloodhound Gang, Cake, In Flames, The Kovenant, Lacuna Coil, The Offspring, Opiate for the Masses, Rob Zombie, Seether, Sentenced, Shinedown, Skinny Puppy, Alec Empire, Billy Idol, Clint Mansell, Corrosion of Comformity, Dry Kill Logic, DVDA, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, NOFX, The Faint, Juno Reactor, Skinny Puppy, Infected Mushroom, Orgy, HIM, the list goes on.
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Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill v1, v2, X (its an anime action movie, not a porn), Space Balls, Cowboy Bebop, Matrix, Interview With a Vampire, Fight Club, Silence of the Lambs, Hanibal, Red Dragon, Donnie Darko, Saw, Saw 2, The Usual Suspects, Seven, Lord of War, Doom, The Jacket, The Machinest,

Television:

FLCL, Cowboy Bebop, Hellsing (the anime, not to be confused with the shitty movie), Invader Zim, Family Guy, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, thats about it.

Books:

His Dark Materials trilogy, The Wheel of Time, Somthing Wicked This Way Comes, The Book of Bunny Suicides, Dune, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Choke, Fight Club, Lullaby, The Ultimate Rush, The Wheel of Time series, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Syrup, Please, The Crying of Lot 49, Kiss Me Judas, Penny Dreadful, Infinite Jest, all of H.P. Lovercraft, Battletech series, Sir Gawin and the Green Knight, Catcher in the Rye, Young Goodman Brown, Survivor, The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy, The Illuminatus Trilogy, Cosmos, The Picture of Dorian Grey, One Flew Over the Coocoo's Nest, The DaVinci Code, Right Where You Are Sitting Now, Van Von Hunter, Journy to the Center of the Earth, The Time Machine, The Island of Dr. Moroe, The Time Machine, The Running Man, The Dead Zone, The Importance of Being Earnest, and growing.

Heroes:

There should be more than one of me so I can have more than one hero.

My Blog

A story I wrote; I promise its cool if you make it to the end.

The Fall Windows glided by and shimmered in the radiant moonlight.  I sped through the icy night alongside those reflective panels: the only witnesses to the final fragment of a long series of ev...
Posted by Cade on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:38:00 PST

Butterfingers Suck

Well, long ago, in a galax... when I was ten I ate my first and last ever butterfinger candy bar. Enticed by the Bart Simpson on its glossy yellow-orange wrapper I was unable to for see the inevitable...
Posted by Cade on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 11:49:00 PST

The Protector.

And so, when I say he looked like a pig, I dont mean a living pig, but more like a large greasy sausage link.  The kind that has been rotating under the pale green flourecent light of your local ...
Posted by Cade on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 11:29:00 PST

Yeah, so there.

I was going to write somthing really awesome, but then I realized it would be misunderstood and unapreciated.  Then I got mildly depressed and decided not to bother.
Posted by Cade on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 01:31:00 PST

SWEET MERCIFUL HELL

My eyes!!!  THEY BURN with imagery better left locked in secret vaults below the earth, NO, better yet, subject to immidiate obliteration from this mortal realm.  ALL BECAUSE you are clearly...
Posted by Cade on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 11:24:00 PST

Love at last.

I LOVE breakfast burritos.  I would put them into my face hole all day.  That is the joy that egg filled totilla gives me.  And let it be known to the world that the master chef is Tom ...
Posted by Cade on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 11:58:00 PST

I hate subject title lines

It seems people care more about the fucking style of someones layout than what they actually have to say, shallow bastards...  So here it is, I HATE when people put music on thier page.  So ...
Posted by Cade on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 07:14:00 PST

The next one.

     I just decided to post a blog.  I have nothing to talk about, but then, niether does anyone on myspace.  Just the way this site is designed fosters in its members th...
Posted by Cade on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

3rd

Electrified soul - trapped in the mechanical workings of the cool galvanized beast.  Somnambulant on its unwitting path, the device is unstoppable.  Spirits enslaved fuel the behemoth, ...
Posted by Cade on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So I am a man whore pimp daddy drug smuggling mega diseased photographer for playboy.

     So, just last weekend I was in a jacuzzii with two hot chicks who happened to be sisters.  I was just trying to sell them some heroin, but they didnt have any money, so c...
Posted by Cade on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST