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Hey Duchess, I'm a Homicidal Maniac

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About Me


More cool stuff at YourCoolProfile.com!I am kind of a one trick horse. I amuse briefly, but there is nothing left under the surface of my contorted visage. I am mind-numbingly shallow and dull. I also am a huge fan of bone saws.
Websites I am currently enjoying-- FREEWilliamsburg.com (Strange houses, beat happenins)---- Fark.com (News)---- Fatmouse.com (Visiting a large friend)----- Superbad.com (clicking on links for hours)----- blueingreensoho.com (shopping for jeans)--------- engrish.com (amusement)---------- -------------------------------------------------------

My Interests

Equestrian horseback riding, lion taming, awkward female hygiene ads, music, writing, book collecting, halloween, villainy, small rodent friends, pre-existentialist existential thought, bone saws and, uh, lion taming

I'd like to meet:

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Music:


Movies:

fav Christmas movie: shakes the clown fav birthday movie: wings of desire fav new years movie: meet the feebles fav valentines movie: the proposition fav st pats movie: the departed fav 4th of july movie: re-animator fav august day (superholiday) movie: ichi fav halloween movie: evil dead 2 fav thanksgiving movie: citizen kane fav columbus day movie: cannibal the musical i put a lot of david lynch and john waters in between the holidays

Television:

you know when you get that urge to turn your telly into a fish tank? how cool would that look, right? I recomend unplugging it first. Then fill it with water. Your precious fish will probably die.I edited my profile with Krampus Myspace Editor V4.4

Books:

Favorite books: Infinite Jest (david foster wallace), The Sorrows of Young Werther (goethe), The Brothers Karamazov (dostoevsky), The Possessed ( fyodor d. again),..................................................... ....... other favorite writers: tc boyle, anthony burgess,. hunter thompson, anton checkov, oscar wilde, emile benveniste, jacques derrida, stella gerogoudi, paul veyne, charles malamound, robertson davies, anthony trollope, goethe, salinger, avram davidson, dante, truman capote, hermann hesse, james joyce , jean-paul sartre, vitaliev, peter esterhazy, franz kafka. hobbes, john berger, albert camus, tim obrian, david foster wallace, vladimir nabokov, norman mailer, gogol, umberto eco, dh lawrence, r hoban, sylvia plath, thomas mann, thomas pynchon, soren kierkegaard, carlos fuentes, jose saramago, evan connell, henry miller, edward gorey, gabriel garcia marquez, david gilmour, arturo perez reverte . wh auden, mervyn peake, gunter grass, edith wharton, chaucer, thomas hardy, ethan canin, john updike, bram stoker, irvine welsh, italo calvino, e.l. doctorow, marcel proust, roald dahl, william kennedy, richard price, lewis carroll, rainer maria rilke, tolstoy, pushkin, francis bacon,bret easton ellis, jonathan franzen, anais nin, william gaddis, saul bellow, john dunning, dag hammarskjold, malcolm balen, william faulkner, joan didion, moliere, ayn rand, ken kesey, henry david thoreau, emerson, james ellroy, iain mccalman, joseph conrad, wade davis, sarduy, jose donoso, george santayana, stendahl, gk chesterson, montale, rosseau, william vollmann, juan rulfo, william somerset maugham, turgenev, antonio damasio, spinoza, foer, delillo, borges,

Heroes:

norman mailer, bruce campbell, my own bitter reflection
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My Blog

Because of my vanity

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Posted by Hey Duchess, I'm a Homicidal Maniac on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:01:00 PST

I am a celebrity now, but not for long

Okay kids, drop your mar - i - jawana pipes and your herpes medication and read the following:"But I've changed." A horrible phrase reserved for people who under a fuzzy lens in white suits with flow...
Posted by Hey Duchess, I'm a Homicidal Maniac on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:47:00 PST

What the Young Republicans are doing in "hip" clubs

I don't like to copy and paste other works in my little writing space, but I have not written anything in a long time and found this to be very interesting. I have always thought of myself as materia...
Posted by Hey Duchess, I'm a Homicidal Maniac on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 06:49:00 PST

a bleeding horse's arse

I joined an eccentric billionaire club. We, the emi, feel it is need to provide a glossary of pretentious vernaculuar and argot. give me more terms for this dictionary. comment them. check for upd...
Posted by Hey Duchess, I'm a Homicidal Maniac on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 02:31:00 PST