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Alex

Patience is for pussies

About Me

I like stuff, do you? Your my dream girl, quick grab your ankles. :)

My Interests

Stuff. Girls. Computers. Linguistics. Abstract thinking. Pondering the timeless question: "Where did it all begin and how?"

I'd like to meet:

Bill Gates, Sergey Brin, Larry Page, Leo Laporte, Morgan Webb anyone in the I.T industry. Sexy girls. Someone who can cure that eternal ringing in my head...fuck thats annoying.

Music:

Anything, depends on my mooood.

Movies:

Anything with nudity. Airplanes, fighting, violence, explosions or cool effects, not in that particular order.

Television:

Sucks and is a waste of time. Except cartoons and educational TV. I hate prime time garbage or soap operas...OMG, how can anyone watch that dribble??? I watch it a lunch at work, but only cause the women are so hot...

Books:

Anything with lots of pictures, I love illustrations.

Heroes:

Terry Fox, Steve Fonyo too; Brook Sheilds and Ghandi; Albert Einstein & Samatha Fox

My Blog

Travel Tips

Enjoyed my stay in Montreal, but learned alot about travel, so hopefully these tips will save you headaches and frustration and make your stay wherever you go more pleasurable: 1) When seeking a renta...
Posted by Alex on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 04:59:00 PST

Overworked and underpaid

I've been working as an outsource consultant now for just over 4 months and although I generally enjoy my daily bump and grind of developing software, troubleshooting and solving peoples IT related pr...
Posted by Alex on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:39:00 PST

Johnny Cash

Just watched a tribute for the man in black. It was a nice show. Sheryl Crow covers hurt after Trent shares his 2 cents. She's got a beautiful voice. Women in metal, they scare me and bands like Kitty...
Posted by Alex on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 09:28:00 PST

Random thoughts

1) Nurses, why is it every woman I meet is a nurse. My mother and sister are nurses. Creepy. 2) I drank a stupid amount of John Daniels last night and I'm still feeling it @ 4 in the PM next day. 3) I...
Posted by Alex on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:49:00 PST

Telling a woman you love her...

In morse code...cause I'm a geek and she wouldn't get it, but it'd be funny right? Especially if I added some nasty pornographic type statements to the mix? ..   .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. &n...
Posted by Alex on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:30:00 PST

Nice panties :)

I love these pics...HAWT!!! http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/ladies/6792/action/2110a43/ http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/ladies/6792/action/2112c58/ http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/ladies/6792/image...
Posted by Alex on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 09:36:00 PST

Valentines day

It's the 14th...Valentines day...and ironically enough it's Wednesday (aka: HumpDay) Thats to funny :P Looks like me an Palmala Handerson have a busy evening...bahaha...we'll drink some beer and see w...
Posted by Alex on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:57:00 PST

I Hate Shopping

Went to Costco to help my mom carry some wine kits...OMH that place is a Zoo on superbowl Sunday...so many annoying people...so disorganized...I must have collided with a dozen different carts (partia...
Posted by Alex on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 01:44:00 PST

Pronstars

Kinda annoying they are... The last few days have been trying to prevent them from spamming me on mySpace...whats annoying, is that, as a computer geek, I can find plenty of *free* pron...LOL Why woul...
Posted by Alex on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 10:34:00 PST

I hate pigs

Not the animal, but the human kind. I went looking at apartments today. Winpark estates on Leila to be exact. OMG what a pig stye!!! How do such messy people live? Thats disgusting. Cigarette burns in...
Posted by Alex on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 03:23:00 PST