Isabella - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I AM: Often misunderstood; short; not always nice; simple; easily tickled; easily influenced; trying to lay off carbo; cranky at times; capable of seeing stuff you don't wanna see; most unfortunate when that happens.I LOVE: my husband; my husband's voice; my family; my dear friends; the beach; roses; a good joke; a good massage; sushi; prata; people who actually have a sense of humour.I APPRECIATE: Good music; good company; hugs; a good movie; cool weather; good singing; genuine smiles; my maid; the fine art of sarcasm; good stand-up comedy; clean drinkable water straight from the tap.I TOLERATE: Body odour; yelling & screaming kids in a sardine-packed train/bus; humid weather; the computer & Friendster when it's lagging.I TRY TO TOLERATE: Body odour; people who talk too loudly; smelly toilets; cigarette smoke; parents of the above-mentioned yelling & screaming kids who actually think they're cute lil' angels yelling & screaming like that and thus spoiling them thoroughly by refusing to shut them up.I REALLY TRY TO TOLERATE: Body odour; bad breath; those parents...especially when I'm about to get a headache.I CAN'T TOLERATE: Body odour; bad breath; foul language; bullies; inconsiderate people; mosquitoes; those parents & their spoilt screaming terrors when I get that headache.MY STRENGTHS ARE: Music; listening; composing songs on my keyboard; being able to lie convincingly; thinking up creative names for my imaginary friends...or my exterminated victims; looking realistically ill enough to get an MC for 2-3 days.MY WEAKNESSES ARE: Chocolate; prata; babies; the internet; Korean dramas; time-management; discipline; TV; waking up after 12 noon; excessive daydreaming; keeping late nights (sooo baaaad for the eyes!).I CAN: Stick out my tongue & touch my nose; stay at home for an entire week & still be happy; be really evil when the occasion calls for it; go on about myself forever but my fingers are tired.* * *

My Interests

Singing, Karaoke, Anything to do with the End Times, FIFA World Cup, Music, Cooking for my hubby, Reading, Movies, TV, Google.

I'd like to meet:

I've already met that special someone...I DON'T WANNA MEET: People who fit into the above 'I CAN'T TOLERATE' category.* * *

Music:

Planet Shakers, Avalon, Hillsongs, Christian City Church Youth, His Radio, Korean ballads, Jazz, Alternative rock, Pop, '80s, The Tokyo Kosei Wind Orchestra my bro recommended me, I am blown away listening to them.

Movies:

The Gods Must Be Crazy I & II, Life Is Beautiful, X-men, Harold & Kumar, Pirates of the Caribbean, Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, Indiana Jones - Temple of Doom, LOTR, Wallace & Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit, Horror films, Adam Sandler's films & countless others...

Television:

Prison Break, CSI, Criminal Minds, Heroes, Futbol channels, Stuff on Disney Channel & Comedy Central, The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Two & A Half Men, My Name Is Earl, Hex, Supernatural, Joey, Desperate Housewives, Goodness Gracious Me, The Kumars At No. 42, Whose Line Is It Anyway, Friends, Allo Allo, My Wife & Kids, Extreme Makeover, Korean Dramas (selective).

Books:

The Bible, The Left Behind Series: Tim Lahaye & Jerry B. Jenkins, Purpose Driven Life: Rick Warren, Anne of Green Gables series, Harry Potter: J. K. Rowling, Sports -soccer- section of the newspaper (ok so it's not a book, sue me!).

Heroes:

Jesus, my Lord & Saviour.

My Blog

Seven Wonders Of The World

A group of Geography students studied the Seven Wonders of the World. At the end of that session, the students were asked to list what they think were considered to be the present Seven Wonders of th...
Posted by Isabella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Haywire

On business in Mexico, 3 men got drunk and woke up in jail to learn they will be executed. None of them could recall what they did to deserve it. The 1st man was confined to the electric chair and...
Posted by Isabella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Makes Sense...

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters: EVIL'S AGENT PRESBYTERIAN: When...
Posted by Isabella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Never Argue With A Child

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very...
Posted by Isabella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. --------------------------- Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. ...
Posted by Isabella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THE OSTRICH STORY

A man walks into a restaurant with an full-grown ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and turn...
Posted by Isabella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Letter from India

My dear Jagjit, I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home....
Posted by Isabella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Beraknig Nwes...

Aoccdrnig to a rseaerch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteers are at the rghit pclae. T...
Posted by Isabella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST