I am not Legend, I am not the Real Slim Shady and I am not Johnny Knoxville, and you're NOT welcome to Jackass.What I am is an 18 year old, white male who is going through his midlife crisis. Does this mean I am to die at the age of 36? I am not sure.I support the mighty Eagles, that's Crystal Palace for you chumps living in the world outside of football. We will one day retain the glory we once had. Along with Premiership status. I know it. I am in two, maybe six bands. The one that seems to actually be going somewhere is the one least likely to. Basically, I'm what people class as a wreck-head, living for the weekend, sneaking a pint in whenever I can, smoking pot and popping pills. Swear down, if I was rich... I'd be dead. Which is a bit fortunate really, because I'll never have money! One has some sound mates, but that's what you get really, years of being a total loner finally paid off. Haha!! But seriously, there's some ace people out there. I am a music student at Kendal College, and the place is starting to feel like a second home now. It's that good. "W-HAMMEY!!!"
(God, Anchorman is AWESOME!)
