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Lucas Klaukien

Throw tight the lace curtains fair damsels, Froggie's come a-courtin'

About Me

I’ve been called a brilliant man And a genius by some too I’ve been praised for my ideas And flew over the moon I’ve been beat up and washed out And left there to die I’ve picked myself up And I never stopped tryin’I’ve been referred to as idjit And a crazy man too There’s not a lot of men Who’d do the things that I do I’ve turned a friend to a lover And a brother to fiend But I’m not About to make that same mistake again..

My Interests

Good conversation and anything artistic. Comics, pie, the human condition. Suffering from a serious case of beard envy. Also, pulling out long nose hairs.

I'd like to meet:

Comic book writers/artists. Performers. Miscreants. Skip-Skanks and Scalliwags. Anyone motivated. Hell, anyone who'll have me... width="425" height="350" ....

Music:

Top 10 for January 07 1. Delighted to See You - The Honeybus 2. The Mighty Quinn - Manfred Mann 3. See Emily Play - Pink Floyd 4. It's All Too Much - The Beatles 5. Hallucinations - Tomorrow 6. Happenings Ten Years Time Ago - The Yardbirds 7. Jersey Thursday - Donovan 8. Animal Farm - Kinks 9. Pandora's Golden Heebie Jeebies - The Association 10. Place Of My Own - Caravan .. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
What Beatle are you?
Ringo
You love to laugh & be around others. Very laid back & generous. A tad quirky though.

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Movies:

Star Wars ("that's no moon ... it's a space station"), anything with Zombies in it, anything by Wes Anderson

Television:

Still addicted to NFL network. That's just how it goes.

Books:

A Clockwork Orange, Naked Lunch, On the Road, A Girl In the Head by J.G. Farrell (an excellent used book store find), The Dylan Chronicles. And Comic Books of course = Chris Ware. Read 'Lost in the Funhouse' by Bill Zehme to uncover all my secrets.

Heroes:

John Lennon, Andy Kaufman, Larry David, Allen Konigsberg, Gandhi, Jesus, Magnum PI

My Blog

Talkin Unemployed Blues

When you sit on your couch too sacred to go out, there's a lump in your throat, there's a hole in your boat, there's a stone in your path, you're too weak to walk back.  You're too dumb they'll s...
Posted by Lucas Klaukien on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 06:07:00 PST

Word Salad

Our Subject is a hi-fi stereo type. His laugh is mono and maniacal as it re-sounds in all directed by resignation. When he's peaking he uses cliqué s and common faces to get his point across. He stan...
Posted by Lucas Klaukien on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 01:33:00 PST

Luc's Blues

I've been called a brilliant man And a genius by some too I've been praised for my ideas And flew over the moon I've been beat up and washed out And left there to die I've picked myself up And I neve...
Posted by Lucas Klaukien on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 09:00:00 PST

A poem, why not!

Let's walk till we get far Why don't we escape I'm tired of the wars The dead dogs of hell Drafted to bite and chase   And they just might Drive us to the ocean Where we wouldn't have to fight S...
Posted by Lucas Klaukien on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 03:06:00 PST

The Dixieland Raiders

Here's some lyrics I wrote for a proposed dixieland band *shrugs* so it didn't pan out.In Memphis, TennesseeCame the duke of BartlebyWell, he needed a tripOr a real quick fixTo chase his blues awayAnd...
Posted by Lucas Klaukien on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 05:41:00 PST

A short story for dinner time

Here's a story a wrote a short while ago that gets rave reviews from all who read it, let's take it to an international audience, shall we?You Won't Mind So Much When You're DeadIt was about six minut...
Posted by Lucas Klaukien on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 11:42:00 PST

Payphones vs. Cell phones

   I happened by a phone booth last night with a guy on it whose black late model sports car was parked in the otherwise empty adjoining parking lot.  There's only one thing to think: d...
Posted by Lucas Klaukien on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 01:02:00 PST

Comic book people - check it

Here's a Beatles comic I wrote a few months ago.  It was a labour of love and in the comic book industry it can't really be any other way = $? (unless you're Bendis).  Looking back it's pret...
Posted by Lucas Klaukien on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:30:00 PST

Beatles comic script

      Hello out there, read this (if it pleases you, it is a little long) and tell me what you think.  Thumbs up?  Thumbs down?  Did anybody not understand any ...
Posted by Lucas Klaukien on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:19:00 PST

Dinner

     It's getting to the point where I can't go out to dinner with friends anymore.  I do as much as I can to avoid dinner invitations and it's a rare occasion for me to ...
Posted by Lucas Klaukien on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:42:00 PST