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B.Y.Clops
The unassuming leader of the team, B.Y.Clops is constantly made fun of by erroneously spelling his code name as "Bi-Clops" or talking about his supposed "Bi-clops" tattoo above his ass crack. He was dubbed the leader of the team only because he took the first drink. No one believes he really has any powers, since he's usually cursing out people for calling him Bi-Clops or when he explains it, a loud noise occurs in the background... usually a train. Recently, his father, Boris Yeltsin Clops, has made an appearance and tried to explain to his son what his powers and heritage were. Tragically, that very train that always interupts B.Y.Clops ran his father over before he could reveal his secrets.
Teriyaki Beef Steak Nuggets(TBSN for short)
Angered at Slim Jim for stealing his motif, TBSN is a man with the ability to fire "stank smellin', AzN flavoured" chunks of bovine meat at his enemies varying in mass and quantity. When he needs to escape from danger, TBSN can jump into his safe, plastic, Zip-Lock bag to avoid any harm done to his being.The very smell alone has caused his own hair to rise up, away from his face as if it was trying to escape. He has put up a public challenge to both the Slim Jim and "Macho Man" Randy Savage for supposed "rights" for the beefy likeness.
The Cooler
Upon drinking the powerful liquid "Absente", he stumbled into a Wal-mart in a drunken stupor and toppled head-first into a cooler containing a radioactive material (or just some food that had sat there for a very long time). Now, with his head being a living Coleman economy-sized ice chest, he can use his amazing meta strength and temperature retaining cooler abilities to fight crime and keep lunch fresh for the rest of the team. He is in constant arguements with TBSN for "Second in Command".
Evil Ben Franklin
Originally cosplaying as "the Sorrow" from Metal Gear Solid 3 at a local sci-fi/anime convention, he was mistaken one too many times for being an evil version of the beloved innovator in American History. Pissed off from his mistaken identity, he took a swig or two from the famed bottle that gave the team their "powers", and got the notion that his duty was to counterfeit $100 bills to screw the system that had been corrupted over the years. After some jail time, he discovered that he didn't want to be evil anymore, despite his namesake, and rejoined with the members of Beta Fight.
Cripple Fuq'r
Obviously, the latter part of his code name isn't "Fuq'r", but for posting reasons, it's labeled as such. He is literally irony on wheels, having such disdain for handicapped folks to the point he demoralizes and sexes them, despite being supposedly handicapped himself. As of recent, he's been known to even go homosexual, of which he blames on B.Y.Clops for hitting him with 'Bi-rays. Little does he know, it was ByClops' arch enemy, KY-clops, who did it by snipe-squirting lube into his eyes as he dove for a woman's boyfriend instead of her.
FeetHands
The chimpanzee from the underrated Grandma's Boy movie joined the team, known for driving the team's Beta-Mobile with his feet. When he's not driving, he's drinking or smoking something he has no business touching. Normally keeping to himself in his heavily locked 4'x6' room; a pile of bananas, fecal matter and enriched uranium capsules have accumulated by his door. The team has little to no suspicion of this animals ulterior motives. He was really sent by the PATRIOTS to undermine Beta Fight: Gold's efforts to right those who wrong.
ABABAB
Literally the result of clandestine cloning and mutation experiments with household breakfast food, he arrived at the Beta Fight headquarters in a small box and was unwillingly accepted by the team. Aparently, he was created to spy on their mascot, Feethands, but the experiment was a failure. Despite his best efforts, he is unable to warn the team of Feethands due to the fact that all he is able to say is "Aba-bab". This results in hyperactivity and a very high pitched voice (we know, that doesn't make sense). The team doesn't have any idea who sent him, but they want him to go back.
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Some time after their creation, the members of Beta Fight met up with 4 other people claiming to be the real Beta Fight. Much debate took place and finally it was decided that the real Beta Fight would be determined by who won in a friendly game of bowling. All of the members of this Beta Fight, except for Cripplefuq'r, were present to take on these new challengers. Strangely enough, the two teams tied, resulting in the decision to create two separate Beta Fight teams, Gold and Blue. Be sure to visit the other (less cool) Beta Fight: Blue page in our friends list.

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So BYclops, The Rewinder along with ABABAB were all killed in a huge duel of fates type fight with gaymondorff and Beta Fight: Gold disbanded. It looked like things were at a stand still for the super...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 22:13:00 GMT