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Samantha

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About Me

Hello. I am Samantha Rochelle Cook. I am nineteen and I am a freshman at Earlham, where I plan to major in Japanese Studies. The only reason I have myspace is to keep up with high school friends and friends I don't see very much, so I won't put up with your emo/add-me-plz/childish bullshit. If you really want to get to know me, then go to my livejournal or look me up on facebook. Also, I'm obsessed with JE and pretty boys who dance provocatively and fanservice right now, so...have some.Yes, Arashi is dancing on a rainbow (like that's a surprise).Yes, Jin did say 'go club get drunk you stupid shit'.Yep, Kamenashi's pretty much sexing that chair.And, yes, Aiba can pull off dumb blonde, adorable, and really hot at the same time.Yep, Matsujun pretty much failed, Sho can't rap and sounds like he's saying 'dick salsa', and life is wonderful.Johnny Kitagawa, I don't know what you did right in a previous life, but you've definitely received your reward.JOIN THE JE REVOLUTION. PRETTY BOYS FOR ALL.
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My Interests

My interests include reading, writing, Sherlock Holmes, my friends, politics, professional basketball, fandom, glbtqia rights, JE, and a lot of other stuff you probably don't care about..

I'd like to meet:

Bill Maher,Christopher Rice, and Bill Clinton. People who aren't on myspace, people who are into fandom, and people who don't suck.

Music:

Jack Johnson, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Josh Groban, Josephine Cronholm, Paolo Nutini, Three Doors DownMike Milligan and Steam Shovel, Johnny Lang, Ben Harper, Cake, Amos Lee, Damian Rice, Ani Difranco, ARASHI, NEWS, Tokio, Shuji to Akira, Gackt, Mike Doughty, K.T. Tunstall, Bela Fleck, John Mayer, James Blunt, Suga Shikao, Rush, The Beatles, The Who, The Doors, The Dresden Dolls, Fiona Apple, L'arc~en~ciel, Jennie Devoe, The Police, Queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rocco de Luca, Josh Ritter, Tracy Chapman, and a bunch of other crap.

Movies:

Rocky Horror Picture Show, 1776, Dr. Strangelove, or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Silence of the Lambs, Dogma, Pirates of the Caribbean (1,2,3), Dead Poets Society, Moulin Rouge, Swing Kids, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Good Morning, Vietnam, The Queen, The Producers, The Meaning of Life, The Wall, Tommy, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Battle Royale, Suicide Club, The Sound of Music, The Wizard of Oz, All That Jazz, Chicago, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, A Clockwork Orange,Go! Go! G-Boys, Sukitomo, Hoosiers, Ma Vie en Rose, Angels in America (miniseries), V for Vendetta, etc.

Television:

House M.D.,Hanazakari no Kimitachi E, Hana Yori Dango, Dr. Who, Real Time with Bill Maher, South Park, Family Guy, Queens, Noah's Arc, Flight of the Concords, My Boss My Hero, Gokusen, Nobuta wo Produce, Coffee Prince, Akihabara@DEEP (It has Toma and Kazama. And I am shameless.), Yamada Taro Monogatari, and Hachimitsu to Clover. Yes, I'm aware that most of these are just Johnny's Entertainment vehicles. Bite me.

Books:

A Density of Souls, Blind Fall, Tale of the Body Thief, Silence of the Lambs, Snow Garden, Light Before Day, Swimming the Monsoon Sea, The Dreyfus Affair, Mordred, Bastard Son, Tokyo Vanilla, While England Sleeps, New Rules (Bill Maher), The Line of Beauty, The Swimming-Pool Library, Leave Myself Behind, Hannibal, Hannibal Rising, Red Dragon, The Page Turner, Say Uncle, Narrow Rooms, The Brothers Bishop, Confessions of a Mask, Living Upstairs, Funny Boy, Sherlock Holmes (ANYTHING), The Shining, Candide, House of Secrets, Faust(Goethe, not Marlowe, although I like him, too), The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Vampire Chronicles (although they're a little...eh. I still like Marius and David, so I'm including it.), Flowers for Algernon, stuff by H.P. Lovecraft, Carrie, The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon, Cold Hands, Harry Potter (all), Lord of the Rings (all), His Dark Materials (all), The Hobbit, etc. In poetry, I like Walt Whitman, William Ernest Henley, Lewis Carroll, T.S. Eliot, and W.B. Yeats.

Heroes:

Bill Clinton, Bill Maher, and Oscar Wilde. My mother. My wonderful roommate, Chika Maekawa. Other people who don't suck. Johnny Kitagawa. I want to know what that man did right to deserve such a blissful life.

My Blog

My Aliases

Yay for this. Samantha Rochelle  Cook's Aliases..http://images.blogthings.com/meganamegenerator/mega name.jpg" height="100" width="100">Your movie star name: Cheesecake HowardYour fashion designer...
Posted by Samantha on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:16:00 PST

Labyrinth

is AWESOME. I hadn't seen it since I was about eight, and...just wow. I must first say that I despise David Bowie as a musician. Really. But he makes an Excellent Goblin King. And he's so...delightful...
Posted by Samantha on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 11:03:00 PST

Massive Personality Test Thingy

 The Everything Test There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests,  purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to ru...
Posted by Samantha on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 10:35:00 PST

New Rules!

New Rule: You are NOT allowed to use the word 'plunder' in pirate smut. I was reading a perfectly good Jack/Norrington fic when suddenly I came across the word and collapsed into a manic giggling fit...
Posted by Samantha on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:25:00 PST

Not Your Average Sherlockania

Yes, I'll admit it. I am now thoroughly infatuated with Holmes/Watson slash. It makes me squee fangirlishly, thank you very much. Also, um, I'm eighteen today. Yay.
Posted by Samantha on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 12:47:00 PST

Snape Rant or Who Wears the Pants

I have a number of complaints regarding Snape/Harry fanwork, but one in particular is disturbing me at the moment: Snape does not wear jeans! As a first bit of evidence for this fact, Professor Snape ...
Posted by Samantha on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 10:45:00 PST

No One Can Say That I Don't Have An Imagination...

I awoke at 5:30 yesterday morning from the worst and most vivid dream that I have ever had. At the beginning, I was feeding the rabbits by the chicken coop when I came across an extra cage draped with...
Posted by Samantha on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 12:07:00 PST

Some People Just Deserve Misery

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorehttp://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno- information.html#0" style=...
Posted by Samantha on Mon, 29 May 2006 11:01:00 PST

I Seem To Support...Democracy. Odd.

What sort of world leader would you be?You would make a great PRESIDENT.You like the idea of having the population controlling its government. You feel you are here to serve the people and have their ...
Posted by Samantha on Mon, 29 May 2006 10:23:00 PST