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Zernhel

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Ugh... If you want to know about me... email me.

My Interests

Improv, reading, working out, traveling, music, pestering, picking scabs, cleaning lint out of dryers, solving world peace

I'd like to meet:

Funny people, Sarcastic people. People with an angle

Music:


Movies:

Anything funny

Television:

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Books:

Anna Kareina, Love in the Time of Cholera, David Sedaris,

Heroes:

Super Fudge, Amy Sedaris, Neil Diamond, Jason Ball, Chisum Dill, Lionel Richie

My Blog

Martin Scorsese is a fighter: Battles with cocaine, death threats& and Liza Minelli?

by Adam Horowitz I've been reading Peter Biskind's scrumptious chronicle of 1970s Hollywood, Easy Riders, Raging Bulls, and one thing I've learned is that even in that wonderfully liberated climate - ...
Posted by Zernhel on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 12:08:00 PST

Worst album covers of all time: the ten

When I say all time, I mean the future, too. Let's take a look. 10. Ken: By Request OnlyI can assure you, Ken, we have only one request. 9. Something Special from JeffPoor Jeff looks like death warmed...
Posted by Zernhel on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 06:07:00 PST

Shel Silverstein

FALLING UP: Shel Silverstein's Unlikely Rise to Kid Lit Superstardom By Mark Peters Shel Silversteinthe late cartoonist, singer, songwriter, playwright, and mega-selling author of such classics as Th...
Posted by Zernhel on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 06:04:00 PST

11 Days Awake

..> What would happen if you stay awake, say, oh for 11 days straight? Would you suffer brain damage or even die? Here's the story of a high school stunt that turned into a real scientific research...
Posted by Zernhel on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 06:33:00 PST

Put an End to Personal Body Odor Problems for Good! = hilarious

Does excessive flatulence, incontinence or feminine odor stifle your life? Are you refraining from living a complete lifestyle - one to the fullest - because of embarrassing, uncontrollable odors or m...
Posted by Zernhel on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 06:24:00 PST

Crazy Eyes: A Warning Sign or a Post-Psychotic Episode Manifestation?

So, I have been noticing a little phenomenon for say, the past year or so. Every time there is a picture in a newspaper or news site of someone who has just committed murder or some other heinous crim...
Posted by Zernhel on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 08:51:00 PST

American Lawbreaking

What group lives in the greatest defiance of American law? Criminal organizations like the Mafia or inner-city gangs come to mind. But if you account for volume and time, otherwise peaceful religious ...
Posted by Zernhel on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 08:33:00 PST

How to Calculate Musical Sellouts

As Rockers Cash In, The Moby Quotient Helps to Determine The Shilling Effect By Bill WymanSpecial to The Washington Post Sunday, October 14, 2007; Page M01 A commercial during "The Colbert Report"...
Posted by Zernhel on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 04:04:00 PST

Look at me!!! I’m following a trend

I bought myself some fancy caps at H&M today.  I'm a regular Mary Tyler Moore for Christ sakes.
Posted by Zernhel on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 08:24:00 PST

Intergalactic Space Whore...

was the name of my roomate in college -of her halloween costume one year...   It makes me laugh at the idea that space could have it's own kind of whore.
Posted by Zernhel on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 08:02:00 PST