Graham - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am very fond of myself. I think that might interfere with my ability to accurately describe myself. I am a grown up now. I LOVE TO PARTY. I am an honest guy, who understands that one cannot hurt another without hurting onesself. Let's see, I am into ideas (not so much personalities or events), especially ideas on the FringE of understanding, I live in a passionate and artful manner, I love solitude and am most happy alone with my thoughts and works. I believe in God, magic, in fact almost all the stuff that I have investigated I have found some merit to, including astrology and such things. I am a student, and though people may try at times to pigeonhole me as an intelectual, I am not only that. I am college educated, financially self-sufficient, a business owner, home owner, have no diseases and no children.

Get

My Interests

Girls, God, Money, Tools, Art.

I'd like to meet:

Heady beauty who has an appreciation for the better things in life, who has one eye cast far down the road, who has the courage to leap into the sky...What it comes down to is I am looking for a girl with a lot to bring to the table. I want a 50/50 partner in life, someone who will make pretty babies and is comfortable to be around. For the right girl, I will bend. For the right girl, I will do almost anything.

Music:

Tool is the best band on earth today. CHOKEBORE is an alltime favorite. Best band I ever saw live: Shellac. Spooncat is a treat, too. Ween, Modest Mouse, Moby, BranVan 3000, Kyuss, Classical and Techno, anything good for dancing.

Movies:

DR. STRANGELOVE, EYES WIDE SHUT, THE UPSIDE OF ANGER, FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, THE TENNENBAUMS, ZOOLANDER, CHRISTMAS VACATION. AND PORN, PRETTY MUCH ALL NON SUPER FREAK PORN, AND SOME SUPER FREAK PORN.

Television:

The Price is Right. CBS Sunday Morning with Charles Osgood. RedGreen. Mostly tv sucks though.

Books:

I have a lot of books. I've even read some of them. But lets see, Fear and Loathing, Man and His Symbols, Understanding Media, I 'spose I have read a hundred astrology books, 20 of which are excellent. The Urantia book. The Nag Hammadi. The Ecstacy of Tantra by John Mumford. Anti-gravity and the World Grid. Howl by Ginsburg. On the Road by Kerouac. I also love books like The Worldly Philosophers. Great poetry read aloud: Rimbaud in French. Donne and Shakespeare.

Heroes:

My father. Marshal McLuhan, Nietzsche, Carl Jung, DaneRudyar, Maynard James Keynan, Bill Clinton, My grandpa's, My Grandma V. My mom, and even my little brother now. I think people like David Icke, or Uri Gellar or L. Ron Hubbard are great. Mr. Crowley is a hero of mine. Dylan, The Beatles, Bowie, Jagger, all the great stars since Oscar Wilde. Artists. Artists and Generals mostly.

My Blog

The grounded life of an Admiral Aviator

Dear Spies, Psuedo-Sages, Under-Sexed Icee Drinkers, and Tornado People of Pope Templeton,Hopping around like a rabbit in the yard today, I had a near fatal accident. My hoppi...
Posted by Graham on Sat, 12 May 2007 11:36:00 PST

911: THE BIGGEST LIE OF ALL TIME.

DEAR FRIENDS AND HONORED AQUAINTANCES,IT IS WITH A DISTINCT FEELING OF DISGUST AND FUROR THAT I DO ASK THE FOLLOWING OF YOU. THIS IS ALL IN REGARD TO THE EVENTS OF 911. PERHAPS SOME OF YOU...
Posted by Graham on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 02:43:00 PST

Eagerly sleazy for money...the new Big Red. RIDDLES FOR THE FITTEST MIND

"You Reckon Hell Who Leave Me Out.... ....Though Me/You Fly, I Am The Wings!"(Some junkie from Lawrence, KS)Moog-larious and daftly luscious a...
Posted by Graham on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 03:33:00 PST

Chronic condescension, the CC to my ADD...

I found out the other day that I am condescending. I tried to tell the guy that its not my fault, I wear antiperspirant. You know? I trid to tell him it was the pussy that the aliens...
Posted by Graham on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 03:36:00 PST

Should I lick my new pussy?

Body:A few nights ago aliens took me up into their spaceship where I was joined by George Tenet (E T~Te N ET), former (yeah, former) director of the CIA. A had just awaken and Mr. Tenet explained...
Posted by Graham on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 06:21:00 PST

HERE'S A GOOD POEM, BETTER THAN THESE OTHERS, ENJOY.

For Norm.You kind of kept that pussycatFor your own wailing sirensFire engine red lips smacked wetDali tripping on the blotter of Cezanne'So aquamarine tinted bicuspidsSoil look of gang green shaded e...
Posted by Graham on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 03:25:00 PST

I SAY....

I SAY GO OUT YOUR WAYTO SHOCK THE PRUDES THAT CONCERNTHEMSELVES WITH ALL OF OUR THINGSAND FUCK THE DUDES WHO WEAREYES THAT SAY IT'S FOR ME THE BELL RINGSMAKE THEM PAY BY UPON THINKINGOF OUR DAMNED, DE...
Posted by Graham on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:32:00 PST

ROAR-IN (PART OF A SHORT BOOK OF POEMS I WROTE CALLED ONE MARCH 99)

ROAR-IN ON A RODE TO FEAR-EVERGIVEN UP TONE OF CONFIDENT PRETENDERTHE ILLUSION: CONTROLREVEALSAGAIN FRIG-ID THREAT"THERE'S SO LITTLE TO CONTROL"DAWNED ON Boy ArrogantSO MANY DARK DAYS FROZENSO NO LESS...
Posted by Graham on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:26:00 PST

POEM: PLEASNTRIES OF PEASANTRY

NONE OF THE PLEASANTRIES OF PEASANTRY HAVE HOLD ON MEALL ARE DULL FOR I AM NUMB TO THEM NEED MORE AND MORE FIRE TO FEEL ALIVEEMBERS' GLOW MEANS STEWARDESSES ARE DEAD IT TAKES MORE THAN TOO MUCH TO TIC...
Posted by Graham on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:12:00 PST

LOOKIN FOR A LOVER WHO WON'T DRIVE ME CRAZY

Mainly I'm looking for an attractive and smart girl with a lot of personality and a winning attitude. I am looking for a lover who is also my friend. And what it really comes down to for me is: I need...
Posted by Graham on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 10:56:00 PST