Monkey-man

Drawing, Reading, Drinking with Friends (responsibly, so get off my back, you saftey Nazis)and Generally testing the Stupidity of Random People that I come in contact with.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Monkey Man
Birthday: 05/16/1977
Birthplace: Welland Ontario (Don't ask)
Current Location: St Catharines Ontario
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown with a bit of Grey (Ok little more then a bit...)
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Test Tube
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sneakers
Your Weakness: Sugar (Hey I know it's no Kryptonite...piss off)
Your Fears: Sugar monsters
Your Perfect Pizza: Hot
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Fame, Fortune, getting that ham sandwich sitting on the counter just out of reach
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LoL, Way Too,
Thoughts First Waking Up: You don't want to know what goes through my head when i first wake up...it's kinda freaky
Your Best Physical Feature: You'd have to know me
Your Bedtime: ZZZZZZZZZZZ
Your Most Missed Memory: If i've missed a memeory then what does it matter. IF your asking of my memories what I miss the most. none of it I will always have my memories to remind me
Pepsi or Coke: Ghah Sugar
MacDonalds or Burger King: Ritual Suicide
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Do they actually taste different?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Oh no more sugar....this isn't a diabetic friendly survey is it?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Only if it helps a friend
Do you Swear: And How
Do you Sing: Horribly
Do you Shower Daily: Ewwwwww of course
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there Done that
Do you want to get Married: One Day
Do you belive in yourself: Someone has too
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I'm moving
Do you think you are Attractive: What am I, Vain?
Are you a Health Freak: riiiiiiiight
Do you get along with your Parents: Now that i'm not under thier roof I do
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure Do
Do you play an Instrument: Sadly No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I can't remember, I was drunk most of last month
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah I took a drag or two
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No. wait does Insulin count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah I think so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Am I dead? ....Nope still have a pulse so I must not have
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sadly No
In the past month have you been on Stage: God No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I don't think i've even been swimming during the past month
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not that anyone can prove
Ever been Drunk: That all depends on what you mean by drunk. If you mean stumbling all ovr the place slurring my words and getting in the way a whole lot, then Yes i Have. If you mean hugging the toilet bowl then...Yes.
Ever been called a Tease: Not that I can remember
Ever been Beaten up: Once or Twice
Ever Shoplifted: Long time ago as a child
How do you want to Die: Tragically while saving the ones I love...or in my sleep. Yeah that second one sounds more likely
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown up...and it's not what I wanted
What country would you most like to Visit: The Rest of Mine
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Depends on the girl (Trust me it matters)
Height: Doesn't Matter
Weight: Doesn't Matter
Best Clothing Style: Fresh and Clean
Number of Drugs I have taken: Over the counter?
Number of CDs I own: 7
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: None...yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Everything in my past made me who I am today, good and bad. No regrets

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