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Paul

I will have you singing like a mock-ing-bi-rd. Word.

About Me

Been living in the Bronx. Currently work as a Paralegal with extensive experience in litigation including; labor and employment, claims of discrimination and retaliation under Title VII of the Civil Rights Act, the Americans with Disabilities Act, the Age Discrimination Act, the New York State and City Human Rights Laws, class-action cases, data management and retention and computer technology. I'm sure that sounds interesting. Going out with my girl Stephanie. She means the world to me. There's an old Irish saying--There are only three kinds of Irish men who can't understand women— young men, old men, and men of middle age. AIM-MasaConfusa

My Interests

Live bands, bars, pubs, Italian, Japanese, Thai food, Smithwicks, Heineken, Stella, Coors Light--in that order, Yankees, Jets, iPod, traveling (just out of my neighborhood is fine sometimes), waiting on line at the Shake Shack for Chicago Style hotdogs.

I'd like to meet:

friends, people I went to school with, fun people. Drop Beats Not Bombs

Music:

Gorillaz, Brazilian Girls, Fischerspooner, Scissor Sisters, U2, Elvis, Led Zeppelin, Usher, Dio, RKelly, Lil' Kim, GNR, Hall and Oates

Movies:

Blazing Saddles, Wedding Crashers, Zoolander, Caddy Shack, Escape from New York, The Big Lebowski, CQ, Swimming Pool, The Wanderers, The Edge, In America, Enemy Mine (see this obscure under-rated Sci-fi movie), Star Wars, The Fugitive, Indiana Jones, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Mullholland Drive

Television:

Dog the Bounty Hunter, YES, South Park, Da Ali G Show, Justice League, Flavor of Love.

Books:

H.P. Lovecraft, Mickey Spillane, Speedology, The Field, The Hidden Messages in Water, Rich Dad Poor Dad, Harry Potter, Freakonomics, books on alchemy, crime noir, quantum physics.

Heroes:


You Are 32% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil. How Evil Are You?

My Blog

Blue Rice at Chinese Take-out

Hi, I have this joke or an idea for a joke that I just can't seem to finish. Perhaps you can help in figuring out a punchline. Here's the set up. Have you ever been to the Chinese Take-out and you wal...
Posted by Paul on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 07:39:00 PST