$3.00 bottles of champagne, swingsets, carvel ice cream cake, depravity, accordions, irish nationalism (tiocfaidh ar la), old school hip hop, avoiding phone calls, (unforced)wit, cheap thrills, books, kitty cats, double spinning back fists, cribbage, dive bars, thug porn, fishnets, schadenfreude, fresh mouths, hickeys, the beach, composing my manifesto, pressed tin ceilings, playing rough, iced coffee, dance parties, maladaptive coping mechanisms, snowglobes, muscle cars, scatalogical humor, voices with bass, ketchup, 4 inch heels (at least), getting under your skin, playing a game or two of boggle, the stink of a man's armpit, comfortable silences, honky tonk piano, chivalry, muay thai, otis & clyde & sophia & zoey & charlotte & anna & stella & of course, miss pearl potter, snakes in the grass, those who can spell, crazy face, trashy tv, claw foot tubs, the virgin mary, inducing nocturnal emissions, good old soul music, rocking chairs, fits of uncontrollable rage, people with sack, crossword puzzles, rockin' my jammies whenever possible, jumping rope, shit talking, manhunt, tattoos(EXCEPT for those depicting tribal bullshits/barbed wire, feeshy writing, silly ass fairies, etc.), full time frankie and his unnerving smile, integrity, velvet wallpaper, water gymnastics, chimpanzees, parappa the rapper, wandering the streets, parasols, parentheses, joel peter witkin, dirty little secrets, spider mums, four poster beds, foot rubs, burning bridges, whiskey, "low brow" art, axe kicks, gratitude...
or hugo chavez... he's a funny one.
pals o'mine
I have 267 friends.
kimberly
jaime
alleycat
sam
aya
stephanie lynn
jennifah
krista
slutbag
lilliam
t to the r
silver tongued mick
where to begin?? i guess i'll break it down alphabetically (somewhat)...
acdc, aretha, atmosphere, bdp, big black, billie, biz markie, black sheep, black star, blood for blood, bob dylan, brand nubian, the buzzcocks, the clash, coltrane, common (sense), the cure, descendents, dead kennedys, donna summer, dr. octagon, the dubliners, epmd, erykah badu, etta james, farside, gangstarr, geto boys, gladys, gorilla biscuits, grandmaster flash, gravediggaz, ice-t, integrity, iron maiden, isaac hayes, jawbreaker, jeff buckley, jeru the damaja, jim croce,johnny bravo and the algebraic queef, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE (no shame in that), kiss it goodbye, kool g. rap, lauryn hill, led zeppelin, little walter, marvin, mary j., minor threat, misfits, mos def, motorhead, muddy waters, nwa, nas, nashville pussy, otis redding, ozzy, pete rock and cl smooth, paul simon, the pharcyde, the pixies, the pogues, prince, quicksand, rainer maria, ray charles, reverend horton heat, roy ayers, run dmc, sade, sam cooke, samiam, scissorfight, shane macgowan, slayer, slick rick, social distortion, stiff little fingers, street dogs, suffocation, sugar hill gang, thelonious, tom waits, the tossers, tribe, ultra magnetic m.c.'s, van halen, van morrison, wilson pickett, the who, wu-tang, etc.
taxi driver. the warriors, the outsiders, grease 2, naked, the devil in miss jones, the butcher boy, baise moi, overboard, carandiru, drop dead fred, full metal jacket, midnight cowboy, hysterical blindness, anchorman, dead alive, scarface, anything by john waters, closer, barfly, the misfits,kentucky fried movie, the secret life of john holmes, things to do in denver when you're dead, the royal tennenbaums, breaking the waves, goodfellas.... BORAT, BORAT, BORAT!!!
the simpsons, cops, sanford and son, seinfeld,lockup, family guy, cnn, THE YOUNG ONES, cathouse, the first 48, the big house, sopranos, the shield, curb your enthusiasm, judge mathis....
my favorite book of all time:
of human bondage by w.somerset maugham.
favorite poet: ee cummings.
hmmmm. let's see... bukowski, fante, capote, henry miller, s.e. hinton, marquis de sade, camus, behan, james joyce, hubert selby, jr., celine, sartre, dostoevsky, roddy doyle, dorothy parker, thomas hardy, jeanette winterson, algren, patrick mccabe, norse, greek, and celtic mythology
hazel skees potter (r.i.p.), jane goodall, dorothy parker, cecily ann bostock (r.i.p.), redd foxx, peter north (eats it like a trooper), shaney,larry david and frank grimes (r.i.p.)
riley charles,irish hoodlum in the making.