My name is Julian Noble and I am a hit man,or "facilitator of fatalities" as I like to be referred to.I have been on the job for about 20 years and I feel a little burned out.I need a break. There's no retirement home for assassins is there? Archery at four. Riflery at five.I am a big fan of the "Everybody's got to pee" theory of assassination.Sometimes I can't seem to "pull the trigger".An assassin without confidence is a horrible thing to behold. It's like a relief pitcher who fumbles the ball. I don't want to do this job forever.I want to retire to a beautiful little Greek island, filled with beautiful little Greeks!I lie when I need to, tell the truth when I can.I get horny sometimes...no all the time.I didn't mean to weird you out. I was wrong, please. I just get paranoid sometimes. I'm drunk. I'm tired, and I've just been fornicating for the past two hours, and before that I was doing shit - horrible business shit.Just consider me the best cocktail party story you ever met.Remember this:Margaritas always taste better in Mexico.Margaritas and cock.Sorry about the cock thing, it's kind of a conversation stopper.I'm totally straight!Smell ya, shouldn't have to tell ya.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
Your Stripper Song Is
The Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang
"Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about"
When it comes to dancing, you let your freak flag fly!
What Song Should You Strip To?
