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About Me


Hey dudes. I am Hev. I always wear shorts and a band top..ALWAYS! XD I s'pose I'm a typical really pissed off metalhead that just doesn't give a shit about anything and hates everything. :) I think most people will agree that I am a psycho bitch when I'm angry..but I'm rarely ever angry :D Anyway I'm quite laidback with most things and I love my friends alot :D
I love going to gigs, breaking my neck headbanging, coming out of pits with various bruises and alot of concussion :D
I am doing a 2 year music course in college and I play drums >:D After that I wanna go to the Bristol Institute of Modern Music.
I realised my about me makes me sound somewhat normal but if you eventually meet me you will realise that I'm really.. really.. really.. really...wierd.
I can't stand people who are attention-seekers, ignorant or bullshitters lol, and I hate sarcasm AAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!
Anyway I am who I am. I couldn't give a fuck about anything or what people think and if you don't like it.. FUCK YOU! :D If anyone is interested and wants to speak to me, hit me up, I would be more than happy to engage in an interesting conversation haha :) PEACE HOEEEEEEZ

My Interests


HANGING OUT WITH THE CREWWWWW, DRUUUUUUUUUMS, MUUUUUUSIC, GETTING WASTEEEEEEEED. RANDOM INSTERESTING TIME CONSUMING PHILOSOPHICAL PARANORMAL SELF DISCOVERING SHIT. WATCHING FILMSSS.

I'd like to meet:


Joey Jordison, Cristina Scabbia (PHOWAAAAAAAAAAAR), Gabriel Garcia uuuuuuuuh, Method Man, Tim Yeung, Dave Mc Clain, John Boecklin, Tom Araya, Max Cavalera, Dave Mustaine haha, Jeff Waters, Anton Levay, DON VITOOOOOOOOOOOO, Jay & Silent Bob uhh Peter Griffin lol an Alien, William Muderface, Toki Wartooth, Skwisgaar Swiglef, Nathan Explosion, Pickles. :D

Like minded people. Fellow Metalheads that are down to earth and not the ignorant type. Funny people. Weird people. People with personalitys that aren’t like dishcloths lol. Murderers.. they seem like people of great character.. Fellow people that don't have an xbox and are bored because all their friends have one! >:( People who don't like going to town on saturdays.

mmmm nipples

my top friends is kinda jus random, but if your in it i think you're kool and i love you lol :D

Music:


SLIPKNOT, ANNIHILATOR, MEGADETH, MACHINE HEAD, Static-X. DevilDriver, DIVINE HERESY, Metallica, N.W.A. SOULFLY, Exodus, Arch Enemy, Anthrax, Iced Earth, Fear Factory, Ektomorf, Children of Bodom, Dethklok, Dr Dre, SEPULTURA! Kreator (new stuff), Pantera, Wu-Tang Clan, TESTAMENT, SLAYER! Candiria!

Here is a list of bands/artists that I think suck balls. Avenged Sevenshit, 50 Shit, Tokio Hotel (Shit) Ian Watkins (he's just a FAG) ...anything in Kerrang is pretty lame really.. hmm.. Atreyu suck ass... HIM suck mega ass.. seriously though.. I don't think there is anything in the world I hate more than Avenged Sevenshit because they are just fannyheads.

Flailing round and round
And you're injury bound
Waltz it up!
The pit is it!
You can take your chance
On this rough new dance
If you dare!
To dive in!
There are some that try
But they won't survive
They don't hit!
'Cause they're wimps!
And this exercise
Helps you brutalize
With us!
Exodus!

Check out that band if you likes yo thrash! ;D

Movies:

House of 1000 corpses! The Devils Rejects! Apocalypto! 300! STARWARS! LORD OF THE RINGS! City of God, KiDULTHOOD, The 5th Element, Sugarhouse, The People Under The Stairs, The Wash, How High, Norbit! Little Man, White Chicks, My Baby's Daddy, Undercover Brother, Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Own Juice In The Hood, Kung Fu Hustle, Ong-Bak! Scary Movie 1 - 4, Hocus Pocus, Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks 2, Dogma, Drop Dead Fred, Beetlejuice, Heavy Metal (fucking weird lol) Bad Boys II, I, Robot, Queen Of The Damned (the sexiest film ever lol) Sin City.. and the first 2 films I ever remember watching The Lion King and The Nightmare Before Christmas :'D Haha.

Television:

METALOCALYPSE! CSI! Bottom, The Young Ones, Family Guy, South Park, My Wife & Kids, The PJ's! viva la bam! two pints. stuff about people with 2 heads and that.. Animal programmes, you knows Nigel Marvin and David Attenbrough are DA BOMB. Walking with dinosaurs, Walking with beasts uhh Courage the Cowardly Dog!! The Adventures of Jackie Chan, Fairly Odd Parents, Recess, Shin Chan, Rugrats, The Wild Thornberrys (that is the shit!) Cartoons that were on CBBC, Nickolodeon and Cartoon Network before it went super shit! NOT PIMP MY RIDE UK OR AUCTIONING, HOUSE PROGRAMES, SOAPS (sometimes soaps can be funny tho), OR HOSPITAL THINGS (unless it's something stupid like a man getting a vagina implanted on his chin HAHAHAHAHA).

Books:

I have lots of books about Serial Killers, Sex (Haha) Egyptology, magic, history, religion (I'm not religious I just find it interesting lol) Uhh my fave book is my swear dictionary though and this book called 'The Joy of Sex' I found in my dads room hahahahaha!

Heroes:

MY FAT ARSSSSSSSSSSSSSE