[This is old, I'm not so much of an alcoholic anymore. I can't be bothered to change it though.]
I'm Dan.
I have a chin.
Every other tuesday, I hibernate.
I work in asda.
I spend most of my wages on going out and getting drunk.
I love Jack Daniels.
And Jagermeister.
And Southern Comfort
Brandy makes me puke.
I've now tried absinth, it tastes exactly like Pernod. Shots of it burns my throat though.
Ooh, I got stuck on alcohol for a bit there, I'm giving my alcoholism away a bit.
Errr...
When I'm bored, I spend about 10 quid in asda on crap.
Like ice cream, biscuits, chocolate...y'know.
I eat becuase I'm unhappy! I'm unhappy becuase I eat!
That's a lie, I was just copying Fat Bastard off Austin Powers.
I'm a happy person really. I think.
People who don't like milk are stoopid!
I love it.
People who think they're better than everyone else annoy me.
People who have been in a relationship for a week and think they love their boyfriend/girlfriend annoy me.
Isn't Bon Jovi great!?
People who are obsessed with World of Warcraft, and all the other games like that..annoy me.
Anyone who says epic is a loser.
Constantly talking about Chuck Norris isn't cool.
Salt and vinegar chipsticks are amazing.
I hardly ever see them any more though.
I miss them.
I also miss Zzzap!
Y'know..that programme that was on CITV back in the good old days? I loved it. :]
I miss 'the benches'.
I miss ABC1.
The best computer game in the world ever..is Sonic. On Mega Drive.
I miss my Mega Drive.
It stopped working so I chucked it out my bedroom window.
I find it funny when chavs don't get my sarcasm.
I like to do cartwheels when I'm drunk.
If you've ever seen me drunk, you've probably already witnessed the amazingness of my drunken cartwheel.
I don't like yoghurts with lumps in them.
Earthworm Jim is the best cartoon ever.
In a close 2nd is Pinky and the Brain.
A drunk man once gave me a pound becuase I was sat on the floor outside KFC and he thought I was a tramp.
I wanna drive in a car with a load of people playing Bohemian Rhapsody full blast and singing and headbanging to it like they do in Wayne's World...like this.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD03b1b8oAA
I've never seen Lion King.
I love Kevin Smith films.
That's about all I have right now..I think this is a pretty long about me..for me.
