Art in general/creating, painting, drawing, daydreaming, getting into monkey shines, shennanigans, capers, tomfoolery, lollygagging, denying that I am a huge nerd, teaching Kurt to not be a dildo, writing, comic books-fuck you, film, thinking, culture, being, not being, overbeing, semantics, overthinking, fooling people into thinking I'm Mexican, local music scene, your mom.
I'd like to meet:
It's kind of hard to say. I really don't like people I don't know. I know it sounds slightly oxymoronic, this being on the internet and all. Chances are, if I don't know you, you already have one strike against you. Oh, If you type like: ThIs DoN'T EvEn BoThEr To MeSsAgE Me. InStEaD, KiLL YoUrSeLf. PaInFuLLy. LiKe WiTH a DuLL pAIR Of GaRdEn ShEaRs.
If you can't tell, I'm described as sardonic by some people. I really don't hate people I don't know. Not right away at least.
Here is a list of people that I do not want to meet under any circumstance.
-Dave Mustaine.
-You mommas momma.
-People that take myspace too seriously.
-People that don't take myspace serious enough.
-People named Nathan. I know enough people by that name.
-You weak ass "Goth/Industrial painters/illustrators. STOP IT. It's not cute anymore. It stopped being cute in like, 2001.
-You fucking people with fake names. "Hi, I'm Leviticus Darkwatcher and here is my girlfriend Annibella Cinder." SHUT the FUCK up. Your name is Winston, and your girl is Sammie. Stop making fake ass bullshit names to hide your real stupid bullshit names. This isn't D&D.
-People named Robert or Casey or Josh or Celeste. Sorry, I just plain don't like those names.
Music:
Muse, At The Drive In, Onesidezero, NIN, (Old-Pre 2005)Less Than Jake, Mindless Self Indulgence, Helmet, The Dissociatives, RBF, The Mars Volta, NOFX, O.S. Punk, Spineshank, Regina Spektor, Electric Ordinary, Deftones(Eh), Bright Eyes, Placebo, Nightwish, Dream Theater, The Misfits (Glen Danzig and post Danzig), Old AFI, Jack Off Jill, Tomahawk, Tom Waits, Snake River Conspiracy, silverchair, Radiohead, Live, The Ravonettes, Dresden Dolls, APC, Bad Religion, Rasputina, Rilo Kiley, Bjork, The Killers, Strata, Goldfinger, Social Distortion, Weezer, The Clash, Brand New, Skinny Puppy, SoulFly, Go! Motion, The Smiths, Morrissey, Death Cab, Aroarah, Drop Kicks, The Wu-Tang Clan, Imogen Heap, Suicide City, Zoe Keating, In This Moment, Gary Jules, Arcade Fire, Bloc Party(kinda), Fish Bone, The Format, Primus is still ok, if not a bit nostalgic, 3x1-1, Flat Top Tony and the Purple Canoes, Portishead, NON-Point, Mazzy Star, DK, more. In case you can't tell, I really have no specific genre that I am all about. I think it's silly to guard yourself into a little niche.
Movies:
Eternal Sunshine, Snatch, Trainspotting, Fight Club, Pi, Secretary, Requiem...Dream, 5th Element, Leon, All manner of zombie/vampire/werewolf/chupacabra movies, Evil Dead, Run Lola Run, Boondock Saints, Willy Wonka...Chocolate Factory-NOT the weak ass remake or whatever you call it. Gene Wilder is nine more shades of cool than Depp, American Beauty, Closer, Being John Malcovitch, Run Ronnie Run, Fear and Loathing in LV, 12 Monkeys, Mulholland Dr., Labyrinth, Legend, Cheesy Sci-Fi Channel Horror movies, The Dark Crystal, Dancer in the Dark, Ghostworld, Eraserhead, Lost Highway, Donnie Darko, May, Pretty When You Cry, The Big Lebowski, Star Trek movies, Sin City, Kevin Smith films, Various Kung-fu flicks.
Television:
I really should say "TV is for fat mid-westerners. It rots your brain." That really seems the hip thing to say now a days. I guess I do watch tv. I enjoy tv, but take great measures to not let it dictate my life. I love Mr. Show with Bob and David. In my opinion it's the best sketch show to grace television. Better than Monty Python. Yeah, I said it. Even though I'm getting sick of some of the weak new shows, [adult swim] is still great. Re-runs of Star Trek make me giggle with glee, CSI the Vegas one, Battlestar Galatica, I'm a sucker for bad made for Sci Fi channel movies. Like "Spider Hole 2 and Sasquatch! and Dracula vs Wolfman vs The Jearsy Devil vs Spring Heeled Jack vs Chupacabra vs a Velociraptor vs a big ole Gorilla vs Tommy Hillfiger. This is the ultimate movie. So great.
Books:
Chuck Palahniuk, Chuck Klosterman, William S. Burroughs, Irvine Welsh, Plato, Nietzsche, there's more. Comic Books: I read damn near everything. I'm in the middle of reading some very niche fantasy fluff. I'm also not above reading some whacko conspericy theroists website either. Actually I like reading the writings of other madmen.
Heroes:
I don't have too many heros. David Cross, George Carlin, ...That may be it. There isn't really a point in having heros. There isn't really anything left in this world to believe that much in. Oh, and Erika. That's right baby. Teeth of Vegetable Slaying +3
