Edited for bad timing |
Why, you may ask yourself, does God let these things happen?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FONt47Z0KZgMu.
Posted by Matt on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:45:00 PST |
But what do they think of Chocolate Jesus? |
Father Sporado will be in charge of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, when I'm Pope. Maybe I'll even elevate him to Spokes-Pope (Europe).Nick fucking Cave, baby. "Release the Priests" wo...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 07:03:00 PST |
The horror |
Thank you, Warren EllisFear and Loathing in Gonzovision...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:38:00 PST |
My dog is on suicide watch |
She's still OK, but she scared the crap out of us yesterday afternoon. My girlfriend and her Chocolate Lab were with Wilma and I, at Rocky Neck here in East Lyme. We had walked up to the Pavillion, an...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 06:33:00 PST |
You can lead a horticulture.... |
I'll admit it. I'm the father of Anna Nichole's baby.
Posted by Matt on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:03:00 PST |
Spider Jerusalem cannot get here fast enough. |
Read the Kung Fu MonkeyHe thinks things so I don't have to. Some choice quotes:Just as a sidebar, I'd personally suggest the Catholic Church could have more effectively fought this "bigotry" by not, s...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 04:49:00 PST |
From me, to you |
Nothing on the internet was ever better than Suck.com. BeholdAlso, you may now cry at what we have, fuckers.Chickenhawk DownThem against fire...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:32:00 PST |
Track and monitor your leftovers |
Or else you, too, will know the horror of two-week-old fried black beans and asparagus spears.I can't get the smell out of my hair. Think about that....
Posted by Matt on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 03:11:00 PST |
Proud parent |
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(Editor's note: ...Greta was raised by Matt Finnigan )
"When you use a guide dog, it's just the opposite. People are drawn to Greta. They want to approach us. With a guide dog, you're n...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:55:00 PST |
But I'm a cheerleader! |
Loincloths and bear songsLoincloths have special powers, special evil powers. A man, no matter how committed to a heterosexual lifestyle he might be, can't resist staring at a well-filled loincloth. T...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:13:00 PST |
