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Oakland Falealili

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About Me

Hi, im the MAN OF YOUR DREAMS...i heard you were lookin for me?...lol.jk...well yeah, my friends call me Oakland...but you can call me tonight.im 6 foot and built to please.you must be dirt,cuz im sure diggn you...hehehe.are you tired yet?...cause you've been running through my mind all day.HEY, are you retarded? cuz your a very special girl!if i was your heart...would you let me beat?...haha.well, anywhoo i am what you see.as for them prettyful teines out there and my heart...you break it you buy it...assholez!hehehe.jk.i guess im funny if your laughing and even funnier if your clapping.hilarious on some days funny as hell on the rest. if you think i talk too fast your just listening too slow.if your someone i only talk to at night, thats because you look better in the dark.never stood forward,always layed back.i never trip cuz then i might fall. i only suck at the things i dont like doing.only mad when im not happy, only unhappy when im mad.if you want a fight than its an ass whipping your gonna get.but...uhm?...never rode a horse, cuz tongans would always ask me why the hell am i sitting on them.you dont hate me at all if you've read this far.so if your tired of me you should go to sleep.if you cant stand me...then sit that ass down! i dont gangbang but would'nt mind the bangin! if ya know what im sayin?hehe.if I dont turn you on, then your switch MUST be broken.still have no idea why the chicken crossed the damn road.if i aint in court then niggah dont judge me.prefer pissing on walls in alleys to golden toilets in a diamond house.celebrities walk on tha red carpet because their famous, but I walk on toilet paper because IM the shit! so if you fk with me im gonna fk you harder!j/k.and i wouldnt trade my life for anything, well...maybe for some?...NAH! wouldnt trade it for nothing.lol. well...thats pretty much it. if you got any questions i dont care so take 'em and shove them up your asshole... and then maybe you can hit me up after...

AIM= ofeezie11

My Interests


CUp CAkiN iT!!! lol.

FROM oUR fAMiLy... To yOURs!!!

lol.
GOD,LiFE,spOrtS,SAmOanS,hamO's,funny peOple,cool video games...and the other kind of stuff that im interested in.

I'd like to meet:

THESE GUYz...

THE ALMIGHTY GOD


Music:

Dj Joe,UB40,Sons of Manasseh,DJizzo,J Boog,Robin Thicke,Malino,Laga Savea,Katcha Fire,Adeaze,Aaradhna,Zipso,Pati,Fiji,Island Music...

Movies:

johnny lingo,siones wedding,300,jackass 2,shrek (all of em),the other side of heaven,once were warriors,big fish,laughing samoans, all kines.

Television:

what evah ME is in the mood 4k...

Books:

The...B-I-B-L-E!....YES THAT THE BOOK FOR ME!

Heroes:

GOD...my parents,grandparents,aunties,uncles, lijah,GAbE,denniS,dan,lil ricCc rOcCc,bAbY bULLET,PONO,bONG,white mike,ned,mOnrO3,STeVeN,kOkO,jojo,b3N,bILLY,Cina,heO,lil joe,mErViN,TAU,pa'a, bREAD,iUTA,DANgE,nathaniel, zacCc,izaiah,JOE,lil bULLET,SmaSh locCc,jOSh lemuSu,edWard,pUDGEY,CHRiS,HANNibAL,EdMoNd,jeremiah,donald,j oshua,franC,raulph,pretty ricky, NAH,leafi,ezekial,adrian,john,SAniC, bUbbA,X,AJ,macCc,sefo,JoE T.,TYLER, stanley,m0nA,MaTT, iZRAEL,joSh,rOman,DAViD,james,AViEN, rOme,nicCc,eriC,aarik,and erik,pATRiC, alOnsO,john letele,nicolaus,johnny b.,b-RAD,... LoURdy,KriSSy,AdA,jade,salise,precious,samantha,lani,myra,va nna,Courtn3y,erika,jewels,tayla,lynDa,ariEllE,DANiELLE,aicha ,ana,tory,aceeya, cierra,chealsey,tita,tevale,ria,cher,and everone else i miSSed.....