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Carl is God!

Oxymoron of his own existence

About Me

In brief, wacky, self sufficiant, educated, hypocritical, patient. I like to go out and tear it up but I have been trying to quell my thirst for entertainment and pay off 29 years of irresponsible spending habits. I fix cars, cook, spin hula hoops and records (everybody's a fuckin' DJ), engineer sound at various clubs and concert venues, build shit, watch too much tv and play on the computer. I love excess but have a tendancy to stay with in my means.

My Interests

Sex, Drugs, Techno, Snowboarding, Motorcycles, Cars, Trucks, Tanks, Gasoline, Mountains, Oceans, The Lochness Monster, Champ, money, food, gossip, Aminals-Animals, Leaves, Rocks, Dirt, Ghosts, Ink, breasts, wine, Flyers - especially for those Rave thingys - do they happen anymore?, Flavor Ice, Cat nails, Pennies, Balloons, Burning men and/or man, trees-especially when there is lots of powder inbetween them on a steep down hill grade, Pirates, Bouncy Balls, Merry-Go-Rounds, Mostly raw steak slightly seared on the outside, Pretty lights, Mirrors, Audi's.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody open minded, fun loving, devious, manipulative, selfish, out going, nut bags, cute guys, groovy chicks, ruckus makers and Burners, aim djnarlycarlyIf you want to add me as a friend at least message me first. I'm not a serial person collector, I'm not here for the popularity contest. I probably won't add you or your band to my friends list, unless you are actually a friend(s) You might try actually messaging me first I usually reply, and I only bite when I'm hungry.

Music:

HOUSE MUSIC, and everything in between even Country.

Movies:

Natural Born Killers, Clerks, Caddy Shack, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Romy and Michelles High School Reunion, Latter Days, The Shining, My homemade porn collection, Anything about a rave, apparently I've been spotted in the Moonshine docu-movie, but I haven't seen it yet. Strong Bad, ET, Any of those classic 80's flicks with the brat pack, or the Cory's, Or that other dork with dark curly hair. Goonies is a life style not a movie, Space balls, Momento, Warren Miller flicks. And so many more...

Television:

There should be a channel that is solely devoted to commercials, but not the crappy ones like Dr Scholl's and Preparation H. The good one's like the new VW crash and burn, other commercials from out of our demographic. Creative, artful, thought provoking, sort of like AD busters for TV. (should I patent this?) Or hey if you steal my idea and make a few million/billion, will you at least buy me a new car every 4 years? Nothing special just maybe an s4 Avant, a new van, a motor home, do you want to hear anymore of my wild TV ideas. I have a few.

Books:

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, Zeb, Catcher in the Rye, Where the wild things are, Make way for Ducklings, The Hungry Hungry Catapiller, getting the picture here?

Heroes:

Bjork, Martha Stewart, Ben Franklin, The guy that invented Girls gone Wild, Chris Issac, G-Love, The Mail Man, He-Man, Clinton, Dolly Parton, My Parents...

My Blog

Songs that make you cry

For some reason there are those songs that even in the happiest of moods will bring a tear or sobbing.By Your Side - SadeIf I ever feel Better - PhoenixWig in a box - HedwigI'm not and Addict - Kay's ...
Posted by Carl is God! on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 08:40:00 PST

Change for good?

The struggles of life, making choices that might affect the rest of our lives. These are all on the top of my mind right now. I have made some very bad choices over the span ofmy short life, and i'm s...
Posted by Carl is God! on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 05:47:00 PST

The saddest feeling ever!

When your kid has been reprogrammed to hate you. The absorbant mind of a young child should not be used as a weapon. A cheerful inquisitive being that was once enamoured by everything I did, is now te...
Posted by Carl is God! on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 06:14:00 PST

Obsurdity reaches new heights

Besides the fact I work 40 hours a week. I pay more than half the rent. I bite my tounge. Smile and forget. I try to make reason out of your actions. You expect the people you shun to bend ove...
Posted by Carl is God! on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 06:42:00 PST

High School

So in a blurry or depression, vs. drunkenness, vs. awe. I am sitting at home today watching MTV's "Made" And I suddenly realizing that they have made a purpose to re-enforce the ideals that High Schoo...
Posted by Carl is God! on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 02:29:00 PST

ADD SEX

Ok so you need to be able to focus in order to have sex, jumping out windows and running in and out of doors is not always sexy. You must have the ability to focus for at least a few minutes. DO I ...
Posted by Carl is God! on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 03:15:00 PST

The promise of imagination

Once again, my day dreams are formed by my imagination. It takes little for my day dreams to seem like they are comming true. I watched a movie, latter days, and convinced myself that I wanted an in...
Posted by Carl is God! on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 06:39:00 PST

Popsicle

I'm horribly and blissfullly addicted to popsicles. It must be summer.
Posted by Carl is God! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Trick or Treat

Both Please. Thoughts from a greedy whore.
Posted by Carl is God! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Life Thoughts

When is it that my punnishment will be over? What did I do that was so bad in my past life? Or this life? I wonder if I'm leading a double life and my alter-me is out killing angels and torturing inno...
Posted by Carl is God! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST