Cory the Evildoer profile picture

Cory the Evildoer

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Filmmaker influenced by Lee, Coen, Capra, Altman, Scorsese, Ford, Mel Brooks, Oliver Stone, composer John Williams and Zucker-Abraham-Zucker wanting to make the whole gammet of films in my lifetime. Degree in Political Science and a 2nd degree in Philosophy.

I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

www.hypotheticalseven.com

I'd like to meet:

Morons and jerks, no matter how good they look, quickly bore me. A woman can make a very good first impression with her looks, but I have a very large sway of my attraction based on their intelligence. If they are an expert in something I find that to be very attractive. Luckily those people are actually few, far and in-between.

I have grown to deeply love my friends, in a completely non-sexual way, we have a wonderful, powerful and binding relationship, that has bridged the gaps of geography and lifestyle. I would do anything for them and hope to do much for them in the future.

I am frustrated with women. You'd think that I would be the top male dating candidate. Nice, kind, intelligent, interesting, funny, the best body I've had my whole life but damnit if every single woman, I have been interested in the past year, has used me as nothing more than some dork to make her feel cool.

I was raised as a romantic, courteous compassionate guy. But unfortunately chivalry is not dead; it is just barely noticed nowadays.

Music:

i am a self professed idiot when it comes to music. i really like everything from outcast to the beatles. After all it doesn't matter if it good, it only matters if it rocks. The main thing that we do is to Rock Your Socks off. There's no such thing as a rock protege, 'cause rock'n roll is bogus, right KG? Right. Only thing that really matters is the classical sauce.

Movies:

all kinds. give me a genre and i will rant. or as hitchler would pronounce it, "gendra."

Television:

The Daily Show, Simpsons, Hero's, South Park, Dave Chappel, Battlestar, Deep Space Nine, SNL, NPR, This American Life, The History Channel, TLC, etc., all that educational/entertaining television stuff.

Books:

most influencing are "A short history of the future" by W. Warren Wagar. "Animal farm", "Beyond Conciousness" (a philosophy textbook), and "Grand Ideas and Great Schemes" (a political Science textbook)

Heroes:

people who are not big wusses about taking risks.

My Blog

One of the funniest movies in existance

Eric Idle, of Monty Python fame, got together with Lorne Michaels and the cast of the legendary '75 SNL cast to make a scene-for-scene parody of a BBC documentary on the Beatles!Everything The Be...
Posted by Cory the Evildoer on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:45:00 PST

Cruelty

This is officially the cruelest thing I have ever seen.  I can't help but laugh and feel profoundly sorry for this kid at the same time. It is called 'Bad Babysitter' and he is saying; "the ...
Posted by Cory the Evildoer on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:17:00 PST

John the Revelator

This is a recent favorite of mine.  John the Revelator by Depeche Mode John The RevelatorPosted Dec 14, 2006Bush is playing risk: my favorite board game....
Posted by Cory the Evildoer on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 06:10:00 PST

Wigger Afternoon

Two wiggers enjoy a pleasant afternoon in Lawrence, Kansas. ...
Posted by Cory the Evildoer on Fri, 04 May 2007 09:51:00 PST

I Don't Know

So, I was thinking of funny words I could insert into numerous situations.  They seem random but are actually inherently funny for some reason.  You know words like: sausage, Micheal Ja...
Posted by Cory the Evildoer on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 04:56:00 PST

Richard Jeni

    On March 10th, early saturday morning, Richard Jeni was found dead in his hollywood apartment.  Richard Jeni's first HBO special "Platypus Man" was one of my favorite stand up ...
Posted by Cory the Evildoer on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:21:00 PST

Tumbleweed Attack!

    I was driving 75 miles an hour on the highway yesterday, peacefully listening to creedance clearwater revival on the oldies station.    Just then, a huge ball of pric...
Posted by Cory the Evildoer on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 03:44:00 PST

Honesty Rules 4.6 - childish insults

    For this week's honesty rules forum I am imploring you to look deep into your past and give me a real barn burner, a real scorcher!  What would have been the best insult you co...
Posted by Cory the Evildoer on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:07:00 PST

Cosmo KKKramer

   Well, I was definitely wrong about giving Michael Richards the very large benefit of the doubt.  It is an unassailable truth that he is a racist and he didn't even realize it.  ...
Posted by Cory the Evildoer on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 08:45:00 PST

Honesty Rules 4.6 - TV!

    I adore South Park.  It is most certainly one of my top 5 favorite shows, all grouped together, all unable to be rated any better than the others.    This weeks ...
Posted by Cory the Evildoer on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 11:21:00 PST