Bob "The Legend" Ruck - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm pumped about baseball season starting again... That's all I have to say right now.My screen name on AIM is LemmyisGod 85... drop me a message sometime.
Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: Children of the Sun - Billy Thorpe
Waking up: Working Man - Rush
Average day: Iron Horse (Born to Lose) - Motorhead
First date: Night Moves - Bob Seger
Falling in love: Venus 55 - Red Wanting Blue
Love scene: Sex (I'm A) - Lovage
Fight scene: Jerkoff - Tool OR Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine (couldn't decide)
Breaking up: Tangerine - Led Zeppelin
Getting back together: Harvest Moon - Neil Young
Secret love: Eternal Flame - Bangles
Life's okay: Feeling Alright - Joe Cocker
Mental breakdown: Destroyer - Kinks
Driving: East Bound and Down - Jerry Reed
Learning a lesson: Cocaine Blues - Johnny Cash
Deep thought: Retrovertigo - Mr. Bungle
Flashback: Star of Bethlehem - Neil Young
Partying: Blarney Stone - Ween
Happy dance: Swagger - Flogging Molly
Regreting: I Could Have Lied - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Long night alone: Capt. Midnight - Tomahawk
Death scene: Bwomp - Mushroomhead (end of the song)
Closing credits: Last Cup of Sorrow - Faith No More
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My Interests

You Are Very Dishonest
You're reliably dishonest, and it's not a big deal to you
It's all about what you want - screw everyone else
You'll protect yourself at all costs
No wonder no one truly trusts you! How Honest Are You?

I'd like to meet:

A filthy, rich woman that wants me.

Music:

Most music blows.

Movies:

Double Midgetation

Television:

I schedule my life around watching Scrubs and ER. I'm gay for Zach Braff for some reason...

Books:

The Naked and the Dead by Norman Mailer, The Things they Carried by Tim O'Brien, North and South by John Jakes...

Heroes:

The man who invented Guinness.

My Blog

New Job

I just got hired at MTD in Shelby. Full time Quality Control Tech., just like at Freudenberg. A little better pay than I got at the Berg to start, then around $1.25/hour more than my Berg ...
Posted by Bob "The Legend" Ruck on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:17:00 PST

Beginning of a story.

Hey,Here is the beginning of a story that I just started to write yesterday. If you've got the time, check it out and tell me what you think.Thanks,-Bob . ..
Posted by Bob "The Legend" Ruck on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:30:00 PST

Is it a trashcan, or a toilet?

Hey Kids, Here's a great story from last year& I like to call this one "Trashcan or Toilet?" Ok, so I moved out of my parents house last year. Got an apartment with my pathetic best friend. It was th...
Posted by Bob "The Legend" Ruck on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 04:48:00 PST

Man Ass: To grab, or not to grab?

A public service announcement from Bobby Rucknstuff: Let me tell you a little story& A few weeks back I was at my weekly Wednesday bowling league. I know, you're thinking "a bowling league??? Bob is ...
Posted by Bob "The Legend" Ruck on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 04:48:00 PST

The Night of Glory

Here's a good old fashioned comical story about myself. If you're boring and not into weird humor or wieners and such, don't read on because you're a douche bag and you simply will not find the greatn...
Posted by Bob "The Legend" Ruck on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:27:00 PST

The Abominable Teabagger, a brief history.

Kids, For no particular reason, and not inspired by any demand, I'd like to share some more details with everybody about the world of the Teabagger& his motivation, his friends, and his enemies& I've...
Posted by Bob "The Legend" Ruck on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 05:13:00 PST

Shaved Pubes + Your Face = World Peace

Had the world ceased to be inferior years before superiority had become the main cause for disagreement things would have never turned out this way. You see it is when man compares himself to this en...
Posted by Bob "The Legend" Ruck on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 05:11:00 PST