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alex.

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Whatup world. I'm Alex...21 year old black and Panamanian kid in New York City FINALLY! In June 06 I made the long-awaited move to NYC to jump headfirst into this dance thing with no helmet. In this past months I've taken more classes than I have in my whole life. Moving was the best damn decision I've made in years...i think. I heart New York.
Unas cosas importantes... I'm dope. I'm supercool. I’m a fucking genius. I have a weakness for Dr. Pepper I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE Ashanti, everything she represents, her music, the sperm and egg that created her, the doctor who did NOT jab a pair of scissors in her newborn heart, and....her mother for pushing her out of her vagina. yay. I read ALOT. Oh yeah…Cottage cheese scares me.
I'm far from a genius but I am DEFINITELY a smart ass; I can be a bit sarcastic @ times. I'm an entrepreneur wannabe and future millionaire: I have a GREAT interest in real estate and using it as a tool don't plan to be an "employee" past 30. Writer. Romantic at times. Macaroni and cheese lover. and THRIFT STORE JUNKIE. I snore. I DESPISE carrots. I like trying new restaurants and read for hours in secluded corners of the bookstore. I enjoy walking the streets laughing @ crazy people. I believe in premarital sex, also. I guess that makes me a sinner. I'm not opposed to a good party but I'm content if I can walk, talk, chill, and eat with a cool person.
I’m confident that I'm going to take over the world by 25, and as you can imagine that takes a great deal of planning. Building an independent military, working with architects on blueprints for my massive castle/military and goverment headquarters, assembling a loyal staff, plotting how to bring all major world powers to their knees, securing a competent secretary and personal assistant....(sigh) it gets tiring. And...I'll follow in the footsteps of the current war-loving Bush admin and blow a bunch of shit up too. So...add this page to your favorites and you might as well start liking me now b/c in a few short years, chances are that you'll work for me anyway. :)
AOL/AIM = ChrisAlexander3
Yahoo = ChrisAlexander_3

My Interests

Real Estate, business..anything related to money. Dance, of course. Reading, writing, poetry. Love workin out (flab isn't a good look on me) and SLEEPING. I like to eat Mac and Cheese also.

I'd like to meet:


Some of the dopest motherfuckers to grace the earth

See who else I don't wish death upon

Make your own MySpace Super Top 8 at MySpace Toolbox !

Music:

Why is it that all my favorite artists are relatively unknown and in most cases make better music than the most popular "artists"? Anyway- some of the most talented individuals to step into a studio are...
Mos Def, Raphael Saadiq, OutKast, Jay-Z, Kiley Dean (bangin CD, but scrapped), Kelis (Wanderland, not that Tastybullshyt), Utada , Bilal, John Legend, Bjork, and THICKE. And of course...Janet jackson, no explanation required. thanks.

Movies:

The Fifth Element. Kill Bill 1&2. Coming to America. Collateral. Ray. Farenheit 911. etc.

Television:

Comedy Central is like THE best thing ever in life. Dave Chapelle. Reno 911 (guaranteed to make you piss your pants). Drawn Together (if you don't piss you're pants...you'll probably shit instead). The Real World.

Books:

Anything by Robert Kiyosaki or Russ Whitney. Anything by Kevin Powell. Anything about business or money.

Heroes:

My damn self.

My Blog

girl, you stupit.

public stupidity:i'm in line ordering lunch today. my meal comes up to $7.62. i hand Shaquanda-Latrishanella (or something) a $10 bill. Shaquanda-Latrishanella (with the MOST sincere facial expression...
Posted by alex. on Fri, 16 May 2008 09:44:00 PST

i’m is alive

yup. i'm here....working. and working. moving, again....ugh.have a look....
Posted by alex. on Mon, 12 May 2008 02:58:00 PST

my herpes is back.

HATE is such a strong, but fitting word. but i HAAAAATE this lil bitch nigra right here. and he’s weaseled his bitch ass out from inside Tameka’s monstrous, loose, raggedy ass, newly forme...
Posted by alex. on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:11:00 PST

adventures @ the IRS

borrowed from my blog hello chilluns. so. today i crip walk on down to the fothermuckin’ I.R.S. to do my taxes. damn the fact that i have to file for 2005, 2006, and 2007. that’s not impor...
Posted by alex. on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:16:00 PST

dingleberries.

howdy. okie dokie. let me just say that i think mariah carey is officially wretched. hoe saddown. there are now a few options for subscribing to my other blog: coloredboy.wordpress.com check ou...
Posted by alex. on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 05:38:00 PST

me. whoring me.

so...i put an end to months of procrastination. no, i didn’t give in and get that gender reassignment surgery, i’d been mulling over. i started a non-mypsace blog. i’m a newbie on w...
Posted by alex. on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:54:00 PST

star light, star bright...what the fuck was tina turner wearing last night?

first and foremost: let me just say that this picture from the pre-grammy party is priceless.   what do you think was going through janet's mind at THIS moment?   anywho...   so...the...
Posted by alex. on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:23:00 PST

when good dick happens to single, white popstars....

a simple math lesson...[one] semi-talented, innocent, pretty, adored, greatly desired, rich white popstar:     +[one] deadbeat, dick-slangin dancer    =[one] stretched vagina-ha...
Posted by alex. on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:58:00 PST

...todays thoughts...

note: if you weren't sure that i was a homogay...this should erase all doubt. bitch.a few years ago (march of 2002 to be exact) i embarked on what i still consider my first major relationship. in the ...
Posted by alex. on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:30:00 PST

blasphemy. and. fuckery.

first, the fuckery.even I couldn't make this shit up. So. Someone dies. right? But before they die, he receives a social security check. right? Then...his two genius friends, both age 65, decide they ...
Posted by alex. on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 09:52:00 PST