Well, the most interesting thing about me currently is I'm updating this profile nonsense. OH! And my lovely lady Lauren! (HA! Alliteration) kicks more ass than can be reckoned, is amazing and hardcore, and may very likely the coolest person ever due to her love of Star Wars, Monty Python and the like. So… in other words, she's perfect!!OK! Here's all that stuff you probably already know but I'm going to tell you anyway. I'm about 5'7" have blue eyes (Like the great Frank Sinatra) Brownish hair, 6 piercings(Both Ears, septum, eyebrow twice, and "Mystery"), 3 tattoos, and a slight Napoleon Complex. I go to Bowling Green State University and am majoring in my own invented Major called Arts Management. Its a combination of Business and Jewelry/Metalsmithing, but for some reason I'm required to take a german film class. I love music and play Bass, Drums, am teaching myself to play ocarina, and I dabble in electronical music from time to time. Some of my favorite things are my talking stuffed shark, Oldschool Nintendo, and my singing clock. I feel more and more that I am becoming a walking mobius strip of doom. (Not a bad thing by any means, just an observtion) I love to read and learn but I hate school. I work my ass off, but love to be lazy. I study dead civilizations. I love Ozzy and Metallica, but also Girly power pop like Zolof. I am pursuing a career that involves me having vast ammounts of precious metals and stones at hand, but I have no money as of yet. I detest stupidity and ignorance, but watch and thurougly enjoy Beavis and Butthead. You probably think I'm complex, but I'm really not. You just need to understand the simplified complexities of my life :) Feel free to message me or IM me @ Dookerplutzin if you wish to know more. (I'm betting that all of you already have my screename and know all of this and much more but oh well.)OHH! I almost forgot! I have had over 60 Stitches and as a direct effect, have lots of fun stories. Ask me about them sometime!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Your worst Nightmare AKA Sean AKA Snake
Birthday: 10/27/1983
Birthplace: My Mom's Vagina
Current Location: My room? The Universe
Eye Color: Bluer than Sinatra's
Hair Color: Black and red at the moment
Height: 5' 7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ha Ha!......The stranger......
Your Heritage: Italian, German, Irish, Cyborg
The Shoes You Wore Today: Oldass Vans with Labels that say "Shoe" and "Shoe 2" on them
Your Weakness: Attractice girls who can not throw up when they talk to me.
Your Fears: Zombie attack, Medocrity
Your Perfect Pizza: Thin crust, White sauce, Spinach, Green Olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not die in aruba
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I hate you so much......I think you just gave me cancer...
Thoughts First Waking Up: Morning wood.....must get pancakes and bacon.......
Your Best Physical Feature: My huge calves and cybernetic arm.
Your Bedtime: Pffft! I'll sleep when I'm Dead
Your Most Missed Memory: Eating Legos and going to the emergency room
Pepsi or Coke: The blood of a thousand virgins, in a frosty cold mug.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Phineas Q. Butterfats Pizza Stagecoach and Pancake Emporium
Single or Group Dates: Date? Oh yeah... I had one of those once. I don't reccomend it.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: cocaine
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolat.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Espresso. Sevred cool and intravenouslyl
Do you Smoke: ONly the finest blended Indonesian tobaccos
Do you Swear: Damn hell ass right you bitchin damn ass motherfucker.
Do you Sing: Poorly. And Loudly. But mostly poorly.
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah right. I'm in college
Have you Been in Love: Lets not get too into this thing
Do you want to go to College: NO. But I am.
Do you want to get Married: Yeah. BUt shipping from Japan is expensive
Do you belive in yourself: Hmm...Well if we assume the metaphysical postulates given by.....I'm bored. Let's just say yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if it's the motion of the ocean.....That didn't come out right. Just ignore this one.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm not obese. Does that count?
Are you a Health Freak: Well...I'm halfway there
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah. They don't talk much....being buried under the porch and all.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Of course! For I can split the sky with my mind
Do you play an Instrument: Bass, All Percussion, Some Electronicals
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Is Jager Alcohol?
In the past month have you Smoked: MmmmHmmm
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nopper
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I think?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I'm so fat.....
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell Yes!
In the past month have you been on Stage: ner
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: The life of the party, every girl's heart, and a brick of pot
Ever been Drunk: I holds me Booze well
Ever been called a Tease: Notthat I recall? Maybe?
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah...They're gonna beat up the guy with scars on his fists
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: Traumatizing a schoolbus full of Romanian orphans
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Independently Wealthy
What country would you most like to Visit: Greece
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue, or Puppy dog brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown, red, black
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: Similiar to Mine
Weight: not a huge deal as long as there are good proportions
Best Clothing Style: Grunge/naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: Do Flintstones Chewable morphines count as drugs?
Number of CDs I own: I'm Digital baby! MP3!
Number of Piercings: 6
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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